How Hydroxycut Gummies Sweetened & Spiced Up My Sex Life

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“Dieting was really hurting our sex life. Then we discovered the miracle of Hydroxycut Gummies.”

A Review of ‘The Life of Pablo’

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“I haven’t actually heard the album but, wait. Don’t stop there?”

I Watched Every Episode of the Gilmore Girls At A Porn Store

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“The Gilmore Girls kept me company and gave me a much-needed break from the nihilistic porn store squalor. Stories and characters at their best make you feel less alone. Stars Hollow was a great place to go visit while sitting in a porn store.”

The ‘Great White House’ Series Joins CLASH Books

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“We are happy to share that CLASH Books is publishing the second edition of “Great White House” by Christoph Paul and Arthur Graham Feb. 12th.”

Gavin McInnes Goes For Live Streaming Record, Gets Fucked Over By YouTube’s Robotic Policing

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“The would-be record setting program’s death knell came in the form eight flagged content notices, courtesy of YouTube’s infamous robotic staff.”

Small Press Names 10 Other Small Presses in Top 10 List of Nepotism & Dick Suckery

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“It’s almost as if the authors, publishing houses, and websites in this circle are eating the feces of their neighbors, digesting them, shitting them out, and feeding them to the next person like an oval human centipede.”

‘Pancake Day’ Horror Parody Hits YouTube

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“Director Luke Jones and producer D.J. Devereux have come along to revive interest in the horror genre with their parody trailer Pancake Day. “

I (Almost) Interviewed Martin O’Malley In The Last Days Of His Campaign

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“I landed a fairly strong lead to interview the presidential candidate, Martin O’Malley, a few weeks ago. So for the next thirty hours, I watch eight hours of interviews and speeches, and read a hundred pages of interviews and platform statements. Still had work in the mornings, so I was burning midnight oil.”

CLASH, I Read, is a Millennial Publication

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“So why am I here, a grouchy, graying Gen Xer?
Because, goddamn it, you punks need me. “

New Jersey JuggalosB4Hoes Chat Room Transcript

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“Below is a leaked transcript from the New Jersey 3rd Circuit Court. It is a conversation of a 3 man chat room group: New Jersey JuggalosB4Hoes. This conversation contains very offensive material and Clash Media does not support these sentiments or the Juggalos.”

In Rebuttal to ‘The Fetishization of Gay Male Romance’

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“I don’t know if I am enraged or merely heart-broken by your piece.”

John Kasich to Reunite Pink Floyd If Elected President

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“In a recent video, presidential candidate and Ohio governor John Kasich has sworn to bring Pink Floyd back together if he is elected president. No, this isn’t satire.”

Every Kanye West Song Ranked

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“A comprehensive list of every Kanye West song ranked in order of quality.”

The Redundancy of Names

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“I don’t get the name Cobblers for a team. I’m sure I could dial up a reasoning and a history for the name on the internet, but fuck that shit, man. I groove on mystery.”

Ayn Rand Should Have Gotten Therapy Instead of Writing ‘Atlas Shrugged’

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“Today is Ayn Rand’s birthday. I wonder how she acted on her birthday. Was she extra selfish? Did she see it as a celebration of the self, or just another reminder that she’d one day die?”

1%

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“Those who have the resources to change the world for the better don’t want to because they cannot profit from it. They don’t give a shit about your problems. They only invest in things that can produce benefits.”

Iowa Republicans Nominate First Pedophile Vampire For President

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“Evangelicals decided that a Pedophile Vampire who was also a Christian best represented their values.”

The Case for Grandpa Bernie

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“I am, indeed, a capitalist, but I consider myself a reasonable one. America is a capitalist nation, at it’s heart, but we have embraced socialistic tendencies and thought on numerous occasions before. Generally, it was all brought about by the great FDR and the even Greater Depression.”

Azealia Banks Comes Out as Trump Supporter on Day of the Iowa Caucus

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“Banks took to Twitter to say, “Ok so, I think I’m ready to admit that I’m going to vote for Donald Trump.”

Nate Dogg’s Diary Shows He Still Had Fun Even When The Homies Can’t Have None

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“I took these hoes to the Denny’s bathroom. I started singing for these tricks, serenading these hoes as they gave me all the pussy and they even licked my balls.”

How ‘Twilight’ Fucked, Saved, Made Me

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“Like most boys I hated Twilight, and like most boys it wasn’t because of it’s lack of cinematic value. Saying ‘it’s stupid’ was just a front to cover up my true feelings about the popularity of the movie.”

The Importance of Faith

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“What do you believe? Who do you trust? Where does your loyalty lie? Understanding the meaning of faith requires appreciation of context and subjectivity.”

I LISTEN TO WHAT I WANT: Or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Good Music”

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“I love music. Like fuckin’ throw away my life “love music”. I have ended multiple relationships over music. Not close to the Rob Gordon level, but like, It’s me or the music. and I reply with, I’ll still be able to play guitar in my seventies. So as soon as I felt I deserved an opinion on music, I got one.”

Beach Slang is Punk Rock’s New True North

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“We’re much uglier, but a little bit happier. This is why Beach Slang’s new record will mow down the year end lists. It’s inevitable.”

“Did You Mean: Oppressive”

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“I came across this news article talking about how Italian museums covered statues of nude women in order to avoid offending the president of Iran.

I’m sorry, but what is this shit?”

IN CONVERSATION: The Funniest Man on Social Media – Rob Fee

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“Rob Fee is one of the most talented comedy writers working. Odds are likely that if you recognize his name (or don’t recognize his name) you’ve read at least one article from him. More recently, he gained attention through his vocal criticisms of The Fat Jew’s joke thievery.”

Equality Doesn’t Mean 50/50

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“In my opinion, complaining is worthless. It’s not enough pointing out the problem, you need to get to the core of it.”

Dumb & Dumber Recut as Oscar Bait Trailer

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“We came across a brilliantly crafted, recut trailer for The Farrelly Brothers’ 1994 classic Dumb & Dumber, starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.”

Burn Your TV Or Burn in Hell Sinners: ‘Lucifer’ Needs to Be Canceled

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“We are in grave times and the Rapture is coming, and while I am in Heaven with the other Christians, you will be down here learning the painful lesson that Lucifer is not a cool guy at all.”

Confessions of a Mild Misogynist: Female-Led Films

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““Why didn’t they click?” I asked myself over and over again. It took some time, but I realized that the female-led movies were not talking to me the same way the others were. They were not waving the flag of masculinity.”

Author Vincenzo Bilof Goes 10 Questions with Christoph

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“CLASH Editor Christoph Paul recently sat down with fellow author Vincenzo Bilof (author of The Violators) about writing career and a lot more.”

#OscarsSoWhite: An Oral History

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“An open dialogue with the many forces that brought this issue to the fore, what it means to the future of our entertainment industry.”

REVIEW: Nature as an Escape from the Destruction of Time in ‘Days of Heaven’

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“Days of Heaven accesses fragments of individuals’ lives in relation to time…”

Pride And Prejudice And Feminism

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“Feminism fights for women’s independence to be their own person rather than being defined by their dependence on their husbands. In Austen’s time which was during the 1800s, women were stripped of any independence and were expected to be meek and submissive.”

‘WIZARD’ Slated for Christmas 2016 Premiere

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“The Practice Makes Perfect (2016) spin-off is tentatively lined up for a winter release.”

Hours vs. Days / Job vs. Hobby

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“It’s not really about writing every day. I do write every day and it helps me a lot to stay in a rhythm, but it’s not about days for me. It is about hours.”

‘True Detective’ Anthology Now On Sale From CLASH

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“CLASH Books is very proud to present this collection of powerful and evocative stories about the humanity and inhumanity of modern man in an ever-shifting moral and cosmic landscape.”

National Review Opposes Trump, Inadvertently Provides Good Reasons to Vote For Him

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“The real-estate mogul and reality-TV star has supported abortion, gun control, single-payer health care à la Canada…” — Are these supposed to be bad things?”

Danny Trejo To Join DC Universe as Lobo?

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“Danny Trejo has had a big week…”

The Haunting Tones of Little John and The Avalanche

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“…it is evident that through acoustic elements, harmonies, groovy bass, and even flute, the duo (Anthony Martel, Connor Carson) can be classified under the genre of ‘cold folk,’ with their mature songs of adulthood and love, and sounds that are similar to Keaton Henson and Bon Iver. “

‘Practice Makes Perfect’ Just $9.99

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“Practice Makes Perfect captures the rootlessness of our own time as deftly as Hemingway did in The Sun Also Rises. This is not only a skilled novella, but an important one.”

White-Washing: Hollywood’s Racist Staple

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“White-washing is a systematic form of racism in Hollywood where a character of color is played by a Caucasian actor or actress. This is unfortunately nothing new. Hollywood has been white-washing for ages.”

First Trailer for Key and Peele’s ‘Keanu’ Lands Online

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“Keanu is set to be released April 29th.”

Star Wars Episode VIII Delayed

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“Just moments ago Disney announced that they were adjusting the release of Star Wars: Episode VIII by pushing it back…”

Why Mercury Retrograde is Shit… But You’re Better Off Believing In It Anyway

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“This isn’t a piece on if you agree with me or not, this is merely what it is.”

New ‘Suicide Squad’ Trailer Released

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“Warner Bros., courtesy of The CW and Kevin Smith as part of their “Dawn of the Justice League” special aired moments ago, has released a brand new Suicide Squad trailer. And it is sure to leave an impression…”

Glenn Beck: Pig Fucker

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“I had to do some driving today, and rather than listen to Bowie like I have been, incessantly, for the last few days, I put on talk radio.”

Say ‘YES’ To Discomfort

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“Push yourself everyday, until you push yourself in everything you do.”

David Bowie Taught Us How to Die

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“David Bowie was beautiful in life and death, but perhaps especially in death.”

Bernie Jumps Ahead After Months-Long Slump

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“After falling into a slump that lasted months, Sanders is finally starting to make progress again.”

Justice League Revealed in DC Artwork

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“Get your first look at The Flash and Cyborg…”

Essential Recordings and Avoidable Turds: Jazz

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“Jazz is a British Empire genre. “

Matt Groening Developing Series for Netflix

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“Matt Groening (who famously created the long running animated series The Simpsons) is currently in talks with Netflix to develop a brand new animated series.”

Danny Trejo Launches Vegan Taco Restaurant

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“The 71-year-old actor is opening a branch of vegan restaurants along the west coast.”

God’s Suicide Note

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“Last night the lifeless body of God was found on the floor of its apartment in the Sagittarius arm, near the center of the milk way galaxy.”

‘Cloverfield’ Sequel’s Official Trailer Released

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“Paramount stunned audiences by releasing a new surprise trailer attached to Michael Bay‘s 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi. The trailer is for a new science fiction thriller from JJ Abrams‘ production company Bad Robot titled 10 Cloverfield Lane.”

Rand Paul Says Fuck You to Media, Flips Them The Middle Finger

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“Kentucky senator Rand Paul gave a middle finger to the media Thursday during a radio interview with Aaron Katersky.”

Alan Rickman Dead at Age 69

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“The star was suffering from cancer, his family said.”

Chaturbate: A Step Toward Singularity

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“I click on it because there are hot naked women masturbating and then there are 50 different girls, guys, and transsexuals, and couples all getting down in a little screen.

It looks like the Hollywood Squares of porn.”

Photography & Barthes

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“There is no original work in photography anymore. The images are appropriated or questioned for their authenticity, or value of authenticity due to the photograph’s ability to reproduce.”

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Like the Long Take

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“Remember the raid sequence in the first season of True Detective? How about all of Birdman? These are inspirations to me. The long take is something I wanted to do but was never confident enough to commit to until recently.”

‘Creed’ Director Ryan Coogler to Direct ‘Black Panther’

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“Creed director Ryan Coogler has now officially accepted the director’s chair on Marvel Studios‘ upcoming Black Panther.”

Twitter Now Policing Speech & Politics

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“Twitter announced on December 29th that the social media forum was taking strict measures to combat posts containing ‘abusive behavior and hateful conduct.’ Yet Twitter has also decided to put their foot down on politics. “

David Bowie Dead at Age 69

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“The iconic singer and actor was 69 years old. “

Why You Need God

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“We use god to explain the misery and cruelty in ourselves and others or we use god to explain bad or good experiences that are a part of the objective nature of existing. But, life happens with or without him. “

Dear Adam Gase

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“There are two types of Miami Dolphin fans: one group that needs something to do on a Sunday, because they are still high on coke from partying Saturday night; the other is people who equate home, family, and regional pride with watching the Miami Dolphins on Sunday.”

Ricky Gervais Buys Ikea Monkey New Home

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“Darwin the “Ikea Monkey” will be getting a new home in a Sunderland, ON animal sanctuary, thanks to comedian Ricky Gervais.”

FOLLOWER – A CLASH DIGITAL EXCLUSIVE

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“CLASH Digital Exclusives are a line of daring, contemporary short films directed by notable up and coming filmmakers. “

‘Deadwood’ to Return to HBO

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“Michael Lombardo, the president of network programming at HBO, confirmed some major news for Deadwood fans yesterday. “

‘Walk Hand In Hand Into Extinction’ TOC & Release Date Revealed

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“Clash Books is proud to present the Table of Contents of Walk Hand In Hand Into Extinction: Stories Inspired by True Detective. “

The Gentrification of San Francisco

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“I’m a little more callous, a little more cynical. Even so, I am not the only one that would say with absolute certainty that this is not the same city it was 10 years ago.”

A Sonnet Inspired By ‘Spring’

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“An aimless young man (Lou Taylor Pucci) takes an impromptu trip to Italy and becomes involved with an alluring genetics student (Nadia Hilker) who harbors a transformative secret.”

IN CONVERSATION: ‘Edge of Wild’ Author Danika Stone

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“Danika Stone is an author, artist, and educator who writes novels for both adults (Edge of Wild, The Intaglio Series and Ctrl Z) and teens (All the Feels.)”

Bill Clinton Accused of Rape

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“Breaking news today, former-president of the United States Bill Clinton is now facing a rape accusation. 73-year-old Juanita Broaddrick revealed earlier today that at 35 years of age, the then Attorney General Clinton had raped her.”

McDonald’s Replaces Cashiers with Touch-Screens

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“You may not know this about me, but I went to business school, not writing or art school. And when I was there, paying hundreds of dollars per minute, I learned about a thing called structural unemployment…”

Is Caitlyn Jenner Still a Man?

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“Whoa, wait, don’t light up your torches yet, let’s have a grown up conversation before you guys burn my house to the ground in the name of social justice.”

Twitter Character Limit to Increase to 10k

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“Yes, you read that correctly. Twitter may be increasing their character limit from 140 to… 10,000.”

Bill Cosby’s Wife: “He Does Deserve Every Bit Of The Hell He’s Going Through…”

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“Camille Cosby is done standing by her husband Bill. Numerous sources are now saying that she’s been “thoroughly humiliated” and unsympathetic of his recent legal troubles.”

Obama Administration Begins Controversial Crackdown on Illegal Immigration

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“Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said in a statement, “I have said publicly for months that individuals who constitute enforcement priorities, including families and unaccompanied children, will be removed.”

2015: The Construct of ‘Being Versus Who Gives a Shit?’

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“My life is shit. It’s a struggle every day. Granted, not a third world struggle with impending violence or starvation as a part of my daily experience, but I work non-stop to own nothing, make art, and keep a low credit score.”

REVIEW: ‘Legend’ Is The Most Fun British Film of 2015

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“Tom Hardy is one of the most talented actors working. He could have had a cameo in Tommy Wiseau’s The Room and earned an Oscar nomination.”

The Next Generation is Going to Be Fucking Insane

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“No matter what your parents insist upon, you’re likely to do the opposite. It’s nature, the unwritten rule of western society. “

White Women & The Fetishization of Gay Male Romance

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“Gay and bisexual men are not your imaginary puppets. We do not live life and mingle with others for your entertainment or amusement.”

Paper Boy

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“I used to deliver papers. It wasn’t a childhood thing. I was a grown man, a very poor grown man.”

End of the World

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“It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine because, no, it’s fucking not.”

My New Year’s Resolution Is To Be Less Of An Asshole

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“There are different types of assholes. I’m a Steve Jobs type of asshole, that’s when if I see something that I find fucking stupid or not up to par, I want tell the person how fucking stupid they are and then shame them for being so god damn moronic.”

Why Amy Schumer is Not Allowed to be Funny

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“…to get a lot of fans and a lot of money, you’re going to have to be a little more than just funny.”

REVIEW: ‘The Hateful Eight’ Feels Like a Side-Quest, Not An Epic

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“Quentin Tarantino, simply put, is a showman. His films are often viewed as–not movies–but events.”

IN CONVERSATION: The Man Who Wants to End Death — Humai Founder Josh Bocanegra

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“Bocanegra has been called a visionary, a huckster, and everything else you can imagine in between. There is no doubt that what he’s attempting is both dynamic and idealist. What’s more, with budding technology it is also entirely possible.”

Cat Caught Drinking Out of Toilet, Flees Scene Humiliated – Reputation in Shambles

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“…the elderly feline refused to comment.”

Frankenstein Fast Food Monster

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“These portions are huge—Frankenstein.

This food isn’t natural—Frankenstein.

Fast food chains should be held accountable—Frankenstein.”

Ode to Lemmy Kilmister

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“Lemmy was the singer and bassist for Motörhead, a band so badass that if they moved in next door to you, your lawn would immediately die. When my son texted with the news, I was devastated and I buried my face in a pillow and cried like a little bitch.”

Motörhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister dead at 70

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“Lemmy was lead vocalist, bassist, principal songwriter and the founding, and the only constant member of Motörhead since the band’s formation in 1975.”

REVIEW: ‘More Wreck More Wreck’ by Tyler Gobble

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“More Wreck More Wreck reads like the American dream if the American dream consisted of rainbows and astronaut helmets and Chicken McNuggets.”

REVIEW: ‘The Revenant’ Is An Acting Canvas, Not Much Else

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“Alejandro González Iñárritu blew me away last year with his Academy Award winner for Best Picture, Birdman. Needless to say, ‘The Revenant’ had some big shoes to fill. The question is, did it square up to its predecessor?”

Empathy

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“I have high levels of empathy. Not Will Graham level, but up there.”

REVIEW: ‘Creed’ Is One of the Year’s Best Films

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“Who would have ever thought that Rocky 6–excuse me, Creed–would be a major awards contender and potentially earn Sylvester Stallone another Oscar?”

The Ghosts of Jerking Off: A Christoph Carol

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“My laptop was positioned perfectly on my bed. I was looking at Tubegalore.com but I was not sure what topic to pick when I heard a ghostly voice echo in my studio apartment, “Chrisssstoppph, Chrissstoph, do not jerk off. For I am the ghost of jerk off past.”

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ On Track To Become Highest Grossing Movie Ever

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“Predictably Star Wars: The Force Awakens is currently on track to pass James Cameron’s CGI-laden, pseudo-animated film Avatar as the highest-grossing film of all time.”

Student Falsifies Rape to Boost Grades; Now Faces 2 Years in Prison

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“Naima Shereen Mirza, 21, claimed she faced two sexual assaults five months apart by the same individual. Fast forward some time later and she’s wound up in prison, facing a two year sentence.”

Music Journalism is a Circle Jerk

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“We hunger for truth and resolution in our lives, even when we only have shit at the buffet table.”

IN CONVERSATION: The New King of Vine – OBT

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“If you use Vine–or if don’t use Vine–you’ve probably seen at least one of OBT’s videos before. His comedy can only be described as shitposting come to life — and it is beautiful.”

‘The Hutchcast’ To Conclude As Feature Film

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“After six episodes and a coming mid-season finale, The Hutchcast will wrap up its first season’s storyline in a feature film set to arrive in 2016. “

Oberlin College Students Demand Racial Segregation, Payment For Protesting

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“Students at Oberlin College have drafted a 14 page document demanding that the school begin creating spaces designed for racial segregation and that students who organize protests against the school itself be paid $8.20 per hour for doing so. “

U.S. Power Grid Vulnerable to Iranian Hacks​

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“They had stolen passwords and multiple engineering drawings of several power plants with at least one having the title Mission Critical.”

Noma Dumezweni Cast as Harry Potter’s Hermione Granger in ‘The Cursed Child’

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“Harry Potter fan favorite Hermione Granger will be portrayed by award-winning actress Noma Dumezweni in the upcoming sequel play Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, due to open in summer of 2016.”

‘Practice Makes Perfect’ Now On Sale in Paperback & eBook from CLASH Books

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“Practice Makes Perfect is officially available in Paperback and eBook from the official store of CLASH Books.”

Joel Amat Güell’s ‘S.O.S.’ Available on Kindle from CLASH Books

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“Joel Amat Güell’s popular short story S.O.S. has officially been released for Kindle through Amazon.”

REVIEW: Kendrick Lamar and J. Cole’s Black Friday Remixes

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“The only black Friday special you should have ever given a shit about.”

Announcing the First CLASH Digital Exclusive: Alex J. Mann’s FOLLOWER

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“A photographer tries to save a girl he follows on Instagram from a stalker.”

There Is A Santa Claus; Mystery Shopper Pays Off Nearly $31k In Layaway Items

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“With one simple phone call, holiday cheer came early for dozens of shoppers at the Walmart at Westheimer and Dunvale.

A secret Santa dropped by the store and paid off nearly $31,000 in layaways.”

REVIEW: ‘The Stanford Prison Experiment’ – A Cinematic Approach to the Controversial World of Psychology

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“How accurately does a movie represent an experiment held in 1971 to test the effects of college guys placed into ‘prisoner’ and ‘guard’ positions?”

Why Moving to New York City Was the Best and Worst Decision of My Life

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“I did not, technically, come to New York completely fresh faced. A Westchester County native, the big city was always only an hour or so’s train ride away, and I even had an internship a few days a week on the upper west side at the end of my senior year.

But none of it could have prepared me for actually moving there.”

Christian Professor Suspended After Wearing Hijab to Class

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“Wheaton College has suspended political science professor Larycia Alaine Hawkins, an associate professor who has taught at Wheaton since 2007, for wearing a hijab to class as a sign of solidarity with Muslims and claiming they worship the same God.”

Netflix Releases ‘FULLER HOUSE’ Trailer

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“In case you’ve been living under a rock… Netflix greenlit a sequel series to the beloved sitcom Full House starring Candice Cameron-Bure, Jodie Sweden, and Andrea Barber, proving that there is no god.”

REVIEW: ‘The Force Awakens’ As I Fall Asleep

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“Let me just say this about ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ in the least spoilery way possible… It fuckin’ stinks.”

Cambridge Firefighter Jeremy Collins Wins ‘Survivor: Second Chance’

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“The enduring reality series Survivor wrapped its thirty-first season last night. Dubbed ‘Second Chance’ for its 20 returning castaways, the competition was tougher than ever. ”

I’M A POSER: A Rebuttal to “Punk Is Not a Vehicle for Suburban Nostalgia”

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“Brandi really opened my eyes to a lot with her poignant, sometimes aloof, but relentlessly gracious piece of writing. In response, I wrote this self-diss track to out myself on all of my posing ways.”

Punk Is Not A Vehicle for Suburban Nostalgia

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“The point is chaos. The point is giving others a voice, regardless of where they came from, regardless of what they grew up with. The point is righteous anger, true righteous anger, which is more than the shit they spewed to me in church.”

The Line Between Aesthetic & Authenticity

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“Among creative types–specifically authors–there is a lot of focus on aesthetic, and building a brand, and it results in a loss of authenticity within the writing they’re trying to promote. This is not a universal rule, but we are starting to lose touch with what it means to produce good work.”

Nashville’s Butthole Releases Music Video, “Chillin’ In The Brown”

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“They call themselves The Taylor Swifts of Fudge Rock. They are Nashville’s own, Butthole.”

IN CONVERSATION: VICE Founder Gavin McInnes Breaks Down Everything Wrong with Millennial Culture

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“Gavin McInnes is a writer, actor, comedian, and entrepreneur, best known for having been the creative brain behind VICE from 1994 to 2007. He has been known to polarize and offend, but more importantly, do so while being fucking hysterical.”

REVIEW: ‘Chi-Raq’ Is A Dirty Bomb Of Symbolic Resonance

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“…by the halfway point Chi-Raq starts to feel like a hallucinatory Vonnegut novel.”

Greasing the Shaft

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“Saudi Arabia may be in an oil price war with U.S., but overall, dirty energy is in a price war with green energy.”

REVIEW: ‘Victoria’ is a One Shot You Can’t Miss

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“Joining a small group of one take films, ‘Victoria’ is the latest movie to throw its hat in the ring from German director Sebastian Schipper. Does it stand up?”

All Fetuses Go To Heaven: A Children’s Story on Abortion

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“Once upon a time in a magical place named New Jersey there was a young woman named Jane. She had pretty blond hair and liked to drink magical juice that made her forget how boring College was: a place where people read magical books to make their brains bigger…”

You’re Probably a Piece of Shit, Just Admit It

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“How often have you posted vague Facebook statuses or written tweets about people in your life you dislike? Not that often, right? Well guess what, if you have once–just once–you’re a piece of shit. You’re a turd. You’re a cretin and you deserve to know it.”

Kardashian Dating Bieber – But Honestly, Who Gives a Flying Fuck?

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“A source told Us Weekly that Bieber, 21, said “he has been hooking up” with the 36-year-old star of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The pair was seen together in Los Angeles, CA. on Friday.

But more importantly, who gives a shit?”

Planned Parenthood Sues Ohio in Dispute Over Fetal Tissue​

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“Planned Parenthood sued Ohio’s health director on Sunday in a dispute over how the organization’s affiliates handle the disposal of fetal tissue in the state.”

“Understanding” The War in Syria

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“If politicians themselves were the ones having to fight wars, I’m pretty sure they’d rush to find a diplomatic solution. But we are stupid and we let our governments brainwash us into thinking that a line painted on the ground is more important than our own lives.”

Art That Pops: An Interview with Krista Perry

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“I really want to make it as an illustrator and I want to be able to devote all of my time and energy to it.”

Bill Burr Teaches You How to Make A Damn Good Pie Crust

by

“The fuckin’ holidays are coming up — who’s kidding, you know you didn’t do shit with your life, right?”

ALBUM REVIEW: ‘Harmlessness’

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“Shit… I’m exhausted from listening to this record.”

Where Did John Green Go?

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“Fans have been clamoring for more. The question is though, will John Green be able to supply new material before his relevancy diminishes?”

The 10 Best Books of 2015 …That I Actually Got Around to Reading

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“In no particular order…”

Photography of Philip LoPresti

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“I learned the poet was a photographer as well and his photos reflected the same sensibilities as his poems…”

Hip Hop is Reality and Art, Punk Rock is a Vehicle For Suburban Nostalgia

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“I went all in on the punk rock game. I leaned hard on the construct and eventually fell flat on my face; artistically speaking.”

To Be Read While Blasting ‘Prison Song’ By System Of A Down

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“A recent presentation by Corrections Corp of America touted the coming growth of the private prison business. It was geared toward potential investors and had a very bullish outlook on locking people up for profit, which is a good thing for the economy–and since we all want the economy to be good, yay, locking people up for profit!”

The Act of Paying Homage

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“There is the counter-argument that some may call it ‘stealing;’ that writers and directors who take from films before them are being unoriginal. I believe the act of paying homage lies in the intention of the filmmaker, artist, or even more broadly, creator.”

Trump Calls For Ban of Muslim Immigrants, Ironically The Same Day His Poll Numbers Slip

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“By now you’ve already heard that Donald Trump suggested the halt of all Muslim immigrants entering this country. But that may just be a false plan of strategy…”

“The Night Train”

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Dark Fiction after midnight…

Next Episode of ‘The Hutchcast’ To Be Released December 18

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“The seventh episode of Practice Makes Perfect prequel series will officially air December 18th.”

Bernie Sanders Wins Time Magazine ‘Person of the Year’ Poll

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“The Democratic presidential candidate and Vermont senator earned just over 10 percent of online votes, beating out activist Malala Yousafzai (5.2 percent) and Pope Francis (3.7 percent).”

REVIEW: “Dead Spots” by Rhiannon Frater is Terrifying

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“She’s sunk her claws into me and I’m afraid they won’t come out.”

‘Walking Dead’ Star Norman Reedus Bitten By Fan

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“He was assaulted by a fan during a signing at a convention.”

REVIEW: “A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge″ is Gay As Hell

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“It’s not only gay. It’s so bad, it’s good.”

IN CONVERSATION: Great American Novelist Noah Cicero

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“Noah Cicero is the author of The Human War, Bipolar Cowboy, and Go to Work and Do Your Job. Care for Your Children. Pay Your Bills. Obey the Law. Buy Products. He has been called “America’s finest literary pariah” by Dazed & Confused Magazine.”

Fritz Lang: The First Rock Star of Cinema

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“Fritz Lang is a true guerrilla in the way he changed not only cinema but history.”

“Eats A Mean Pussy”

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“… is what I successfully prevented myself from putting in the ‘special skills’ section of this job application I’m filling out.”

REVIEW: ‘Goodnight Mommy’ – Bold Horror with a 2 Punch Twist

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“…more than any other horror film to come out this year, it had a lot to live up to.”