This is when frogs come hopping. He is unsettled by their black, staring eyes.
“You look exactly like your Facebook photos, and it’s making my stomach all mushy.”
“Shared weirdness in a damp Necon hotel room.”
“In the words of Brian Keene, please go die in a tire fire.”
“It was a radtacular time.”
“If you think every other author out there is your enemy, you can go fuck yourself.”
“Once he jumped on me while I was humping my pillow.”