An hour and a half of balls-out absurd — and slightly kinky — fun.
The daughter was the first to notice, but it took a while for the others to listen.
Back in the 1800s people told ghost stories at Christmas, not this happy crappy Hallmark stuff like today.
I shouldn’t be so afraid
I should factor this into
Bleak and oppressive in a way that only the post-hippy, head-trippy 70s could envision
I let each client unwittingly summon their own workout monster.
Fiddler on the Roof meets Carrie
Everyone who entered and was brave enough to make a film in 48 hours deserves a review.
She lets her hands play across the ancient rind and she speaks her wish again.
CLASH knows you’re creative, so let’s share that awesomeness with the world!
Steve McQueen was a fuckin’ superman. He was the single greatest guy who ever existed.
For the whole month of November, we want to hear your odd Thanksgiving stories, be they real or the product of your own twisted minds
Do they more than whisper?
Here, a maiden’s face is held like a pearl, a fire under his furnace
What immediately stood out was Grenn’s effortless proficiency with rope and knot
The Willow-Witch has been tapping on my window for weeks
It is a monster who lives here
in your home and in your heart
In the Rim, shadows would float above them
you crept out of me,
nestled in crimson
where lung met trachea
Sometimes I think about the seven known gates of hell and I wish I could kiss you at every one of them
“I’m not a vampire. I’m afraid my appetites run so much deeper.”
But do not be deceived,
she’s all witch, conjure.
These movies are unique, horrifying, and dare to scare like so few do
Hey DFW fans…
“There is the bizarre, there is the stupid, and somewhere in between those two things is Uncle Rich.”
“The panels ooze with demented sexuality, brutality and, uh, eyeball licking.”
“While the film was generally entertaining, it really offered some genuinely head scratching moments…”
“Your pussy kind of smells like lemons…”
Dark Fiction after midnight…
“I’m really not joking. I’ve been attracted to Hans Moleman for as long as I can remember.”
“A Los Angeles based startup, Humai, is looking to exterminate death.”
“Goatman? Goatman, you say? Yes, Goatman.”