This game has it all: Vampire dykes who own goth clubs who send you to cleanse haunted mansions of demons.
“I paid the premium to sign off on everyday America because the manufactured rage of adulthood needs to be exorcised.”
“To celebrate fans both overreacting and jumping to conclusions over reshoots for the upcoming Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, due later this year, CLASH writer Amy Nguyen presents the Top 10 No Chill Quotes From Star Wars.”
“YouTube editor and comedian Harrison Jeffs has edited, quite possibly, the most amusing video on the internet this week.”
“Just moments ago Disney announced that they were adjusting the release of Star Wars: Episode VIII by pushing it back…”
“Predictably Star Wars: The Force Awakens is currently on track to pass James Cameron’s CGI-laden, pseudo-animated film Avatar as the highest-grossing film of all time.”
“Let me just say this about ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ in the least spoilery way possible… It fuckin’ stinks.”