“You probably consider yourself an honest person, but honestly, you lie all the time.”
Madeleine Swann takes every creepy online psychology test you’ve secretly wanted to try.
Fuck, Kill, or Mary: Philip K. Dick, Dick Wolf, Dick Van Dyke?
Writer and YouTuber Wizard of Cause VLOGS about why artists of all types need isolation.
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Warning: Experiment with these practices at your own risk.
This is when frogs come hopping. He is unsettled by their black, staring eyes.
What better time to cross that threshold than during the month of Samhain!
“More people need to wear a panda head when they do interviews.”
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“My friends were all hood rats.”
“Being on this podcast made me feel like I fell into some weird Loony Tunes wormhole.”
“Bet it feels good to smash up a toilet.”
“I want to make shit happen.”
“Every human being gets addicted to something.’
One of the earliest reviews I received said, “A full on satire of contemporary law as mesmerizing and complex as something lost from David Foster Wallace, yet as light in tone as A Confederacy of Dunces.” First I was flattered, thrilled, and then I thought, wait, didn’t both those guys kill themselves?
“Basically, Elizabeth Ellen should win the Pulitzer Prize and then immediately be beaten to death with it because she’s so good, so human, so completely fucked.”
“We loved Kerouac’s Mexico City Blues and Enzo wanted to read the whole book out loud. It took a long time because we got very drunk.”
“I can already see the glazed over eyes of anyone who dares read this shit.”
“Imagine watching your ten-year old drawing chainsaw dicks.”
“Godzilla helped give me my moral compass.”
“Here are five cult Christmas films sure to bring something akin to holiday cheer to the perverts and creeps among us.”
“Amongst his many deific duties, Murray plays poet and maharishi to the various extraterrestrial corporate entities that run our universe. He keeps them merciful.”
“There is an ever-present shallowness to the way these topics are handled in our schools and challenging notions regarding them is met with assumptions of prejudice and/or ignorance. “
“Jayme Karales’s sophomore publication Practice Makes Perfect will be released in paperback and eBook this December by Clash Books.”