Time was ticking away and I was riding the rush of fear and excitement of chasing the deadline.
CLASH knows you’re creative, so let’s share that awesomeness with the world!
How stupid would it be if he ruptured his L4-L5 disc while bending over to pick up his knife?
Sharon pooped. Then, Elizabeth pooped. Then, Sharon pooped again, ensuring the cup was overflowing.
So how do you qualify for Rick Pitino’s Health Plan?
“Hey everybody, Rickie V here, the illegitimate son of college basketball legend Dick Vitale!”
YouTube has picked popular vlogger EatDatPussy445 for the starring role.
Great White House 2 is free for this week!
Breaking and Busting News!
Everything you wanted to know about Bitcoin is here in this video!
One of the finest and funniest noir shorts we’ve seen this year.
“Flat Earthers will be attending, along with Scientology and MGTOW who will do a joint panel on the evils of psychology.”
“MGOTW are upset and are lighting up the boards on 4Chan and try to start a care.org to get the bill overturned, but they lost focus when a leaked nude of Kaley Cucoco appeared on Reddit.”
Headed by Rupi Kaur and infamous Instagram Bro Poet Collin Yost
“The law is a sign of hope and progress for the citizens of Saudi Arabia day except for local film maker who lost his funding for the Saudi Arabia remake of Driving Miss Daisy remake.”
“I am honored to play the role of Lieutenant Olivia Benson on SVU”
“I have a firm belief that sacred cows make the best hamburgers.”
“CLASH wants your creepy stories!”
Let’s just say right off the bat that we are deeply disappointed! Yes, us! And yes, “deeply” is the right word—it works to show exactly how disappointed we are.
“Food trends occur every couple of years and frankly, they’re pretty damn obnoxious. Why? Because you have thousands of people acting like they adore food products slightly more than they actually do and I just can’t take it!”
“You must be amazing because karma has blessed you with finding me.”
“Our ghost-writing services have also been used for top-notch public figures: Justin Bieber, Paula Deen, Jared Kushner, Johnny Manziel, Paul Ryan, Anthony Weiner, and many more!”
“With an attempt to reach young people and please the donors of the NRA, The Republican Party will feature Slim Jesus speaking at their 2016 convention.”
“Mandy De Sandra exposes the truth behind Brexit.”
“The Evolutionary Psychology Department of Dartmouth published a peer-reviewed study on the sexual attractiveness and sexual experience of men who send Private Messages on Facebook. In the sample survey of the 1032 men selected, those who sent sexual messages and compliments to strangers were the least likely to reproduce.”
“Moby Dick was way too long and talked way too much about whales (like, real ones, not the chicks in Alpha Phi), but it had an awesome theme I could relate to—brotherhood”
“…the elderly feline refused to comment.”
“A Facebook user, who shared a mildly political article from the High Times, was quoted as saying, “This is an outrage and I’ll tell you what, if you agree with this then unfriend me right now!”