Now and then there comes a book so strange, that the comedown after reading feels like the day after an acid trip.
“Go to a crossroads & try to summon Lucifer & see what happens.”
YouTube announced its new minimum standards to join its partner program in 2018 and get monetization a few days ago, and it has become a very divisive issue
Writer and YouTuber Wizard of Cause VLOGS about why artists of all types need isolation.
Editor and author Christoph Paul explains how writing notes (and being brutally honest) about a finished draft will make you a better writer, give you better standards, and help you write books you will feel proud of.
“We talked about writing and faith, and I even got to show off my Lego art and played the guitar!”
“So this summer I was helping out on this farm with all these anarchist witches & stuff.”
“No more CHRISTMAS SHIT for the rest of the night.”
“I don’t remember any of this. To be clear, my lack of memory is because of the Xanax.”
I enjoyed rambling through a wide range of topics.
LET’S GET WITCHY!
“This movie is OUT THERE. It is dark and funny and to top it all, it is a musical.”
“You look exactly like your Facebook photos, and it’s making my stomach all mushy.”
“Shared weirdness in a damp Necon hotel room.”
“The bride told me I looked like shit. Then she laughed.”
“Easily the most bizarre conversation I’ve ever been a part of.”
“Aliens don’t give a fuck about you.”
“More people need to wear a panda head when they do interviews.”
“Sorry KatyCats, I think I might have just switched alliances.”
“It was a radtacular time.”
“These stories get under your skin.”
“Palahniuk is himself a member of the Cacophony Society.”
“I think I was smoking a cigar.”
CLASH correspondent, art critic/therapy practitioner, and meek serial killer interviews cult writer Justin Grimbol.
“Your father has a devil inside him.”
“How cool would it be if you actually got Cher to do a poetry zine for one of the Ladybox releases?”
“Come to Vegas and we can go to karaoke.”
“10/10 would chat again”
“It felt much more like a conversation than a sort of performance of me-ness.”
“Actually, I’m a Pisces. A sad, aging emo boy in a sad, aging emo world.”
“My friends were all hood rats.”
Take a trip to the METAL side of LIT
I talked and debated with Twitter friend and popular YouTube Personality Wizard of Cause on John Podesta’s Pizza Party
“Being on this podcast made me feel like I fell into some weird Loony Tunes wormhole.”
“I picture myself as Lena Dunham with a beard.”
“I want to make shit happen.”
“I have a firm belief that sacred cows make the best hamburgers.”
“Every human being gets addicted to something.’
“My heart is a dumpster fire.”
“I am compelled to tell stories.”
“Bizarro is the Chaos Magick of literature.”
“I dreamt about Lola at night.”
After a year hiatus from The Passion of the Christoph Podcast, Christoph returns for a solo show
“I had the image of me eating my heart but it was cake instead of my actual heart.”
“Titles such as Wall of Kiss, Mother Puncher, and Suicide Girls in the Afterlife grab your attention and make you wonder what kind of madness unfolds within those pages.”
“Imagine watching your ten-year old drawing chainsaw dicks.”
“Godzilla helped give me my moral compass.”
Danger Slater is a Bizarro writer who uses surrealism, dark humor, and a healthy dose of existential angst to create his stories.
CLASH Media catches up with Constance Ann Fitzgerald and talks about her new book, Glue.
“I kinda wanna feel like I am being possessed by the ghost of Jackie O. I wanna feel like she’s talking to me and I wanna get kinda creeped out and tripped out about that.”
“The Practice Makes Perfect (2016) spin-off is tentatively lined up for a winter release.”