Cartoonists are just disgruntled rock stars at heart.
CLASH knows you’re creative, so let’s share that awesomeness with the world!
There are a lot of ways to approach heavy metal. And it’s a sound that’s always changing.
My experience on Get Lit With Leza was one of female bonding over our inherent and chosen nastiness as women.
Meet the authors that rocked my world. They will rock yours too.
“Tiamat is like Marilyn Manson for metalheads.”
TRAGEDY QUEENS: STORIES INSPIRED BY LANA DEL REY & SYLVIA PLATH WILL BE AVAILABLE MARCH 13TH, 2018
This is awesome!
“Dude, let’s start a band!”
Part Pavement, part the xx, and part L7
“Then somebody, I don’t remember who, started playing “I Wanna Be Your Dog” by The Stooges.”
“You can probably read the book faster than an acid trip lasts .”
“I try to meditate on talking bats and planets made of chocolate as much as possible, so that my ratio of bizarre to boring will tip further into the strange.”
“In the mid 1970s, record stores and radio stations around the country started receiving copies of a 12-inch single.”
“CLASH wants your creepy stories!”
“Hey, so I was wonderin’, do you think I can maybe get backstage?”
“Devastating, surreal, stylistic, and beautiful, One More Time with Feeling is the story of a man bleeding out, who takes the time to scrawl out a final goodbye.”
“…if someone like Prince came up in your local scene, he or she would probably be ostracized for caring about musicianship and guitar work, for playing over the top solos, for creating original content, or for dressing and acting pretentious.”
“I haven’t actually heard the album but, wait. Don’t stop there?”
“A comprehensive list of every Kanye West song ranked in order of quality.”
“Banks took to Twitter to say, “Ok so, I think I’m ready to admit that I’m going to vote for Donald Trump.”
“I love music. Like fuckin’ throw away my life “love music”. I have ended multiple relationships over music. Not close to the Rob Gordon level, but like, It’s me or the music. and I reply with, I’ll still be able to play guitar in my seventies. So as soon as I felt I deserved an opinion on music, I got one.”
“We’re much uglier, but a little bit happier. This is why Beach Slang’s new record will mow down the year end lists. It’s inevitable.”
“…it is evident that through acoustic elements, harmonies, groovy bass, and even flute, the duo (Anthony Martel, Connor Carson) can be classified under the genre of ‘cold folk,’ with their mature songs of adulthood and love, and sounds that are similar to Keaton Henson and Bon Iver. “
“David Bowie was beautiful in life and death, but perhaps especially in death.”
“Jazz is a British Empire genre. “
“Lemmy was the singer and bassist for Motörhead, a band so badass that if they moved in next door to you, your lawn would immediately die. When my son texted with the news, I was devastated and I buried my face in a pillow and cried like a little bitch.”
“Lemmy was lead vocalist, bassist, principal songwriter and the founding, and the only constant member of Motörhead since the band’s formation in 1975.”
“We hunger for truth and resolution in our lives, even when we only have shit at the buffet table.”
“The only black Friday special you should have ever given a shit about.”
“Brandi really opened my eyes to a lot with her poignant, sometimes aloof, but relentlessly gracious piece of writing. In response, I wrote this self-diss track to out myself on all of my posing ways.”
“Shit… I’m exhausted from listening to this record.”
“I went all in on the punk rock game. I leaned hard on the construct and eventually fell flat on my face; artistically speaking.”
“Scott Weiland, known for being the frontman of the Stone Temple Pilots, has passed away at the age of 48.”
“Mr. Ocean, why did you say your record was coming out in July?”
“Over a decade after Joy Division’s career, Deborah Curtis wrote Touching From a Distance: Ian Curtis and Joy Division. As the wife of the late Ian Curtis, Deborah Curtis provides a highly personal, at times painful, view of Ian and his band.”