Love Letters to All My Facebook Sexbots

“I know your mom stole your whole name from her favorite telenovela.”


Two Sides of the Same Coin

“I would like for people to see that when you criticize a religion, you are talking about an idea, a concept. But if you extend your criticism to all religious people, then it’s discrimination.”

God’s Suicide Note

“Last night the lifeless body of God was found on the floor of its apartment in the Sagittarius arm, near the center of the milk way galaxy.”

San Bernardino Shooters Indentified; Killed

“At least 14 people were killed and another 17 injured in a shooting Wednesday in San Bernardino, CA., when gunmen who were heavily armed opened fire during a function at a center for people with developmental disabilities, police said.”

The Paris Attacks: Lets Us Find Solidarity

“Maybe the fact that we are reacting to the Paris attacks so viscerally, compared with Lebanon, Kenya and other parts of the world is not because these events are less significant, and in fact they are horrifyingly worse, but the reaction is because, as Americans we feel closer and more tied to Paris, just as one might react more emotionally to an accident involving a friend, family member or loved one, then a story only heard on the news involving strangers.”