Halloween is coming. The time of year when we take our worst fears and transform them into cute dancing skeletons, fake blood fountains, plastic tombstones with puns on them, and sexy-scary costumes of vampires and lingerie kitties.
The possibilities are endless when all you’ve got is time and an all-you-can-eat buffet called civilization.
We want to hear your horror stories, be they real or the product of your own twisted minds.
Books to chill your bones & twist your minds from CLASH Books
It’s the equivalent of being pushed into the ocean without warning, and you’re forced to decide if you’re sinking or swimming—I swam.
“The Tarot is all about accessing your subconscious and conversing with it.”
“I said dance, pendejo!”
“Reuniting the Frog Brothers? Going back to the well for inspiration? All sounded on the upswing. Then ‘The Thirst’ begins…”
“You just have to stare at a screen and let the monsters come at you.”
“Eyes are kept open, lined with small needles, lest they blink and let loose the blood.”
“I’m not just a history geek, I’m an art geek.”
“After bathing in the blood of several children.”
“but still you come looking for her body”
“Your eyes bleed, your soul cries, but you can’t fucking stop.”
Brian Keene has single-handedly rewritten the zombie genre with THE RISING and its sequel, CITY OF THE DEAD.
Halloween became a thing I wanted to nail in Kindergarten.
This is awesome!
A group of people get trapped inside a movie theater filled with demons.
What better time to cross that threshold than during the month of Samhain!
LET’S GET WITCHY!
“This movie is OUT THERE. It is dark and funny and to top it all, it is a musical.”
“I felt like I was outside myself as well as inside.”
“I grew up with a grandma who kept a bathroom full of candles for the dead.”
“I try to meditate on talking bats and planets made of chocolate as much as possible, so that my ratio of bizarre to boring will tip further into the strange.”
“Eat the apple. Drink the drink. Eat the pot brownies from the wicked witch.”
“Guaranteed to give you and your potential lay the weirdest boners imaginable, lady or otherwise.”
“Here’s what needs to be on your radar.”
“I remember being so happy then—a creature that stayed out too late one Halloween night and got lost in the morning light.”
“Escaped psychopaths? Check. Teenaged babysitters? Check. Buckets of blood? Check. Yet some of the films on the following list also offer plots that at least try to bring something different to the table.”
“Never in all my years of watching cinema have I been so simultaneously perplexed and unnerved by a film.”
“Sometimes the strange, the ugly, the grotesque and the frightful come together and form something truly amazing.”
“The first reported incident of death caused by the soda was in January of 2011.”
“CLASH wants your creepy stories!”