Facebook Is My Russian Doll Party

We used to keep in touch with the people who mattered, and it was two fingers up for the rest; now we just keep tabs on everyone.

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You’re Probably a Piece of Shit, Just Admit It

“How often have you posted vague Facebook statuses or written tweets about people in your life you dislike? Not that often, right? Well guess what, if you have once–just once–you’re a piece of shit. You’re a turd. You’re a cretin and you deserve to know it.”