We used to keep in touch with the people who mattered, and it was two fingers up for the rest; now we just keep tabs on everyone.
“I know your mom stole your whole name from her favorite telenovela.”
“It was a radtacular time.”
“The Evolutionary Psychology Department of Dartmouth published a peer-reviewed study on the sexual attractiveness and sexual experience of men who send Private Messages on Facebook. In the sample survey of the 1032 men selected, those who sent sexual messages and compliments to strangers were the least likely to reproduce.”
“While many longtime Facebook users are complaining about the new “Like” options on Facebook, many entrepreneurial drug dealers are coming back to the social media site.”
“How often have you posted vague Facebook statuses or written tweets about people in your life you dislike? Not that often, right? Well guess what, if you have once–just once–you’re a piece of shit. You’re a turd. You’re a cretin and you deserve to know it.”
“A Facebook user, who shared a mildly political article from the High Times, was quoted as saying, “This is an outrage and I’ll tell you what, if you agree with this then unfriend me right now!”