“Games like poker are no longer being defined by the table.”
Madeleine Swann takes every creepy online psychology test you’ve secretly wanted to try.
Hey DFW fans…
YouTube announced its new minimum standards to join its partner program in 2018 and get monetization a few days ago, and it has become a very divisive issue
“Watching them win this money, I started to feel like I had squandered my life.”
Spoiler Alert: The entertainment industry hates you.
“I dreamed of white veils and black habits.”
I enjoyed rambling through a wide range of topics.
LET’S GET WITCHY!
“This movie is OUT THERE. It is dark and funny and to top it all, it is a musical.”
“Shared weirdness in a damp Necon hotel room.”
“The bride told me I looked like shit. Then she laughed.”
“More people need to wear a panda head when they do interviews.”
“These stories get under your skin.”
“Now we finally get our own supervillain.”
“Being on this podcast made me feel like I fell into some weird Loony Tunes wormhole.”
“I’m still the heathen it represents, but now I’m a sober, happy heathen.”
MAGIC HAPPENS EVERY DAY
“My heart is a dumpster fire.”
“Basically, Elizabeth Ellen should win the Pulitzer Prize and then immediately be beaten to death with it because she’s so good, so human, so completely fucked.”
“Bizarro is the Chaos Magick of literature.”
“You made all of this happen with your book,” one Twitter user scolded me.”
“I had the image of me eating my heart but it was cake instead of my actual heart.”
“Titles such as Wall of Kiss, Mother Puncher, and Suicide Girls in the Afterlife grab your attention and make you wonder what kind of madness unfolds within those pages.”
“I just chose the gutter to dwell in, and with what the world seems to be moving into, I think it’s a perfect place to assess and judge it.”
“What is it with conservative celebrities now having British accents? Are there no more talented conservative mouthpieces under 50 in America itself, that the right has to outsource them from across the pond?”
“A source told Us Weekly that Bieber, 21, said “he has been hooking up” with the 36-year-old star of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The pair was seen together in Los Angeles, CA. on Friday.
But more importantly, who gives a shit?”
“In the highly anticipated new comic-book sequel to Miller’s beloved graphic novel The Dark Knight Returns, Batman has apparently gone through some changes…”