Maybe it started as an obligation to the U.S. government, but I’d like to think our relationship has progressed beyond that.
“You look exactly like your Facebook photos, and it’s making my stomach all mushy.”
“You must be amazing because karma has blessed you with finding me.”
“Rape is fucking wrong.”
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