The term “genius” gets thrown around a lot but I definitely feel Chelsea Martin is genius as fuck.
“A friend of mine was arrested for swimming naked in the reservoir where this water comes from.”
“FLO IS SWEET, but she’s a hard bitch.”
“Aliens don’t give a fuck about you.”
“How cool would it be if you actually got Cher to do a poetry zine for one of the Ladybox releases?”
MAGIC HAPPENS EVERY DAY
“My heart is a dumpster fire.”
“How can Facebook expect me to share my Facebook memories when I can’t even handle my Facebook realities?”