Steve McQueen was a fuckin’ superman. He was the single greatest guy who ever existed.
The strangest thing about the room was the spoons.
Perhaps Satan is lurking in all those terms and conditions no one ever feels like reading
If in your first act someone speaks of the devil, then in the second the devil better rain brimstone down on everyone.
All Hail the House Gods is a future masterpiece of Bizarro fiction.
Wait till you hear the unintelligible shit show of my real life.
“If you’re a fan of Bizarro or plain weird fiction in general, you should give STACKING DOLL a try.”
“It’s a creepy yarn that opens with a birth scene and ends with you losing your whole fucking mind.”
“Leza and I took a strange and wonderful journey together.”
“Imagine if David Lynch produced a gritty, raw, live-action JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH.”
“Krampus is the kind of mythological figure I can get behind.”
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“It was like being at Bizarro Con again, just hanging out and nerding out about Bizarro Fiction and literature in general.”
“These are stories for when you cry looking at a mirror and ask harsh questions about who the fuck is staring back at you.”
“I don’t remember any of this. To be clear, my lack of memory is because of the Xanax.”
“After bathing in the blood of several children.”
“Drop your dreidel and feast your eyes on the Anarchist Kosher Cookbook!”
“To fight, we need to believe in ourselves first.”
“You’ll be grateful for the nightmares.”
“Every human being gets addicted to something.’
“My personal favorite character is a talking bathroom that literally fucks Kyle.”
“There are also realistic portraits of my cats, a sheep in wolves clothing, and ton of book references.”
“Imagine if Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett wrote about talking chickens and anthropomorphic eggs in muumuus.”
“Imagine watching your ten-year old drawing chainsaw dicks.”
“I kinda wanna feel like I am being possessed by the ghost of Jackie O. I wanna feel like she’s talking to me and I wanna get kinda creeped out and tripped out about that.”
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And then she dies.
End of story.
Well, not really.
“This movie is like CALVAIRE, but funnier. It’s completely absurd and surreal.”
“I’ve experienced a lot of diverse literary events but Brooklyn Book Festival has always been one of my favorites.”
“There will always be people better than you. Some of them will always be better than you. Some are so far ahead that you can’t possibly hold a candle to them.”
“It’s time we get up and shoot for something larger than ourselves.”
“Happy birthday to the OG of Bizarro Fiction.”
“Top 5 books you should be reading.”
“Mandy De Sandra exposes the truth behind Brexit.”
“It is time to get weird New England.”
“Read a book, help Squishy.”
“Dear Maddie, the fabric of my car’s interior takes me to the brink and back every time I drive. Can you offer any advice?”
How do I avoid seven years of bad luck when all I want to do is break a bunch of mirrors?”
“Rainbows Suck is a Bizarro novella published by Eraserhead Press as part of their New Bizarro Author Series.”