why bees sting (even knowing what will happen)

“when you swipe your fingers between my thighs like that it’s like someone smashing the motherfucking like button on all of my tweets at once”


Maslow’s Hierarchy for Bros

There’s a group of weird contrarians who’ve decided they’re not getting their 3Ps because of someone else: Corporations, Immigrants, Banks and/or Jews, Feminists and/or Feminazis, African-Americans, the Man, etc.