Category Archive: News

The Bruja Visions of Wendy C. Ortiz

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“Dreams are often a strange equalizer.”

The Death Metal Lit of Dean Swinford

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Take a trip to the METAL side of LIT

Quit Making the Talentless Rich With Your Terrible Taste and B. Diehl

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“Being on this podcast made me feel like I fell into some weird Loony Tunes wormhole.”

Nothing is Fair in the Apocalypse: It Comes at Night

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There is no such thing as fair during times like this.”

New Horror Releases!

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When horror authors get big press distribution, it always exciting news. Two books are out today and both of them look awesome. 

YOU CAN CATCH SADNESS AND DEATH LIKE A FEVER: An Interview with Scott McClanahan

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“I was a religious little boy and thought Guns N’ Roses were nothing but sinners and going to hell.”

ALL HAIL TRANS WITCHES: AN INTERVIEW WITH LIVING SEA-WITCH, MOSS ANGEL: BY LARISSA GLASSER

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“I can’t untangle my queerness from my politics or my magickal practice.”

Christine Stoddard Makes Shit Happen

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“I want to make shit happen.”

SKIN STORIES FEATURING KELBY LOSACK

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“I’m still the heathen it represents, but now I’m a sober, happy heathen.”

DEATH METAL EPIC: GOAT SONG SACRIFICE BY DEAN SWINFORD

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“Saw Nunslaughter cut open a dead deer, dump buckets of blood, and throw a pig’s head off the stage for the audience to kick around in the mosh pit.”

Melania Trump’s New Portrait Actually Headshot for New Law and Order: SVU Role

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“I am honored to play the role of Lieutenant Olivia Benson on SVU”

MONSTER IN A DRESS SHOP: A FEMINIST PHOTO PROJECT BY CHRISTINE STODDARD

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“I fought so long to plant a flag in something that never should have been disputed territory.”

Jeff Burk Goes to the ‘Free Speech Rally’ & May Day Protest

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“The anti-Trump juggler was the best.”

The Void: A Horror Fan’s Wet Dream

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“You’ll be grateful for the nightmares.”

The Syria Ultra Mega Special

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“In this episode the boys cover everything Syria — the missile strike on their airbase, the refugees, and everything in between. Predictably, the conversation results in a debate. How exciting!”

Unicorns are Evil and Brian Alan Ellis: Get Lit With Leza Podcast

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“My heart is a dumpster fire.”

Monsters, Myths, and Madmen, with Jerry Drake at AWP

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“I am compelled to tell stories.”

Hate From The Sky By Sean M. Thompson

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“My personal favorite character is a talking bathroom that literally fucks Kyle.”

John Edward Lawson Talks Books at AWP

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“Bizarro is the Chaos Magick of literature.”

It Was Supposed To Be A Satire. It Turned Out To Be A Prophecy

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“You made all of this happen with your book,” one Twitter user scolded me.”

Godzilla, Golden Showers, Voodoo and Writing Rituals, and Why Portland, Oregon is Doggie Heaven: CLASH Catches Up With Bizarro Author Garrett Cook

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“Godzilla helped give me my moral compass.”

I HAVE AN ANXIETY DISORDER: HERE IS WHAT MY WOMEN’S MARCH EXPERIENCE WAS LIKE

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“Somewhere in between Donald Trump’s attacks on immigrants and his comments about pussy-grabbing, it became clear that public demonstrations and marches were going to become a regular part of my life.”

THE TRANSGRESSIVE ANTI-TRUMP BIZARRO ART OF JIM AGPALZA

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“I just chose the gutter to dwell in, and with what the world seems to be moving into, I think it’s a perfect place to assess and judge it.”

WHY I STILL ENJOY XMAS EVEN THOUGH I AM A JADED MOFO

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“I can’t stand most holidays. The idea of having to sit around with folks I spend most of the year trying to avoid out of social obligation always sets me on edge.”

Breaking News: Jared Leto OUT, The Joker To Be Recast in DCEU

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“Suicide Squad: Extended Cut just hit Amazon and iTunes yesterday and fans are already rejoicing over the extra minute and a half of footage featuring Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) and The Joker (Jared Leto). But don’t get too excited.”

Trump Demands Harassment of Minorities Come to an End, “STOP IT.”

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“I am so saddened to hear that. And I say, ‘Stop it.’ If it– if it helps. I will say this, and I will say right to the cameras: ‘Stop it.’”

Trump Backpedals on Deportation, “We’re Going to Deport Those With Criminal Records”

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“Along with nixing his plan to repeal Obamacare, it seems that President-elect Trump has revised his strategy for deportation.”

Stay Angry

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“The bad thing is here and action will be required, so learn to focus your anger and use it for good.”

AN AMERICAN SOAP OPERA IN FOUR PARTS, AS SEEN FROM “THE PORTLAND BUBBLE”

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“Our nation is a cracked mirror. You stare into the glass, hoping to find solace, but you are delivered more cracks.”

A Transgender Woman’s Letter For The American Public

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“What a surreal time to be alive in all the history of the world and be who I am.”

HOLLYWOOD FEMINISM: A HILLARY CLINTON STORY

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“On November, 11th 2016, the United States will hold its first presidential inauguration for a reality TV star.”

THE BONE YARD- CASE #1

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“I still have the yellowed newspaper clipping, the piece of evidence, and the skull wrapped up in an old box in the back of my personal files.”

HORROR ANTHOLOGY MUST HAVE: ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN

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“The beauty of this anthology is how varied the voices are.”

October? More like Readtober, amiright?

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“Here’s what needs to be on your radar.”

FILM REVIEW OF DEAD VISIONS

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“Never in all my years of watching cinema have I been so simultaneously perplexed and unnerved by a film.”

Korn’s Jonathan Davis is a Front Runner for 2017 Nobel Literature Prize

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PLEASE FILE UNDER ADULT CONTEMPORARY

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“In the mid 1970s, record stores and radio stations around the country started receiving copies of a 12-inch single.”

Christian Slater and James Franco Play Gay Porn Moguls in King Cobra

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“NO LITTLE BITCHES!”

A COLLAPSE OF HORSES BY BRIAN EVENSON GIVES STEPHEN KING A RUN FOR HIS MONEY

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“What’s remarkable about these stories is Evenson’s ability to turn familiar, mundane things into objects of terror.”

HALLOWEEN SUBMISSIONS CALL

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“CLASH wants your creepy stories!”

Huldufólk: Hunting for the Fey in Iceland by J.C. Drake

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“So. I’ll just say it. Elves. Is it true that you all really believe in them?”

NICK CAVE: ONE MORE TIME WITH FEELING

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“Devastating, surreal, stylistic, and beautiful, One More Time with Feeling is the story of a man bleeding out, who takes the time to scrawl out a final goodbye.”

Sam Bradford is Excited to Help The Vikings Go 8-8

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“You ever watch them teen movies where the girl with glasses that acts like nerd becomes hot. I’m like the nerd girl of quarterbacks, but I ain’t ever going to get hot.”

‘Superman: Man of Tomorrow’ Pushed to Warner Bros. Forefront

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“Warner Bros. has decided to move forward with the official sequel to Man of Steel, which a trusted CLASH insider is saying has been tentatively titled Superman: Man of Tomorrow.”

Ted Cruz is Gangsta as Fuck

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“Ted Cruz decided that he really doesn’t give a fuck about Donald Trump or the Republican Party because they are some mark-ass bitches.”

Big Brother Contestant Reminisces Over Animal Abuse

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“Ah… animal abuse, good times! Good times!”

Brexit: What Does It All Mean? Everything You Need to Know About The UK’s Fallout

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“A lot of people have no clue why Europe is currently in a state of uproar and the only word people seem to be saying is “Brexit” so here’s a not-so-quick and easy-breezy explanation on the past 24 hours of chaos that has ensued…”

New Evolutionary Psychology Study Shows Men Who Send Sexual Private Messages on Facebook Are Least Likely To Reproduce

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“The Evolutionary Psychology Department of Dartmouth published a peer-reviewed study on the sexual attractiveness and sexual experience of men who send Private Messages on Facebook. In the sample survey of the 1032 men selected, those who sent sexual messages and compliments to strangers were the least likely to reproduce.”

R-Rated ‘Batman v. Superman’ Coming to Theaters For One Night Only

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“Today Warner Bros and DC Films announced that the R rated Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Ultimate Edition is coming to theaters across the country for one night only. “

Mega Huge Bizarro Fiction Reading at Sommerville Theater

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“It is time to get weird New England.”

Hannibal Buress Joins the Cast of ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’

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“What the fuck?”

New Brian Keene and Paul Tremblay Novels

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“Brian Keene’s Pressure and Paul Tremblay’s The Disappearance at Devil’s Rock are both released today.”

Eli Roth is Remaking ‘Death Wish’ — Fuck Yes!

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“Eli Roth + Death Wish Remake = We Are Fucking Excited”

Anton Yelchin Dead at Age 27

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“Star Trek and Green Room actor Anton Yelchin was found dead earlier this morning in an unusual car accident.”

‘Big Brother 18’ Cast Revealed – Several Returnees Cut

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“Which returnees made the cut and which were scrapped?”

A Robot Writes The Room 2 in Space

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Did a robot just write a spiritual sequel to The Room in space?

MFA vs NYC Video Game Coming Soon

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“In exciting publishing and video game news, the video game MFA vs NYC is now in post-production.”

The Watchmen Are Officially Joining The Rest of the DCU

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“In the coming weeks DC Comics is going to reveal that Alan Moore’s team of melancholy superheroes will be joining the canon DCU.”

Mr. Robot Season 2 Trailer Looks Fantastic

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“CLASH will be covering the new season.”

‘Blade’ Series Rumored For Netflix; Wesley Snipes May Return

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“Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.”

Help Mandy De Sandra Become A Singularity Sexbot

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“izarro Erotica author and self-proclaimed Gnostic Prophet Mandy De Sandra has set up a Craigslist ad. She asks to have her conscious self taken out of her human host; YA and Bizarro Fiction author, Christoph Paul, and placed into a sex-bot machine.”

Mixed-Race Old Navy Ad Brings Out the Racists

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“It was such a simple, good natured, blatant attempt at seeming ‘diverse’. And yet the racists of Twitter flocked to it, like flies to shit.”

Delicate & Destructive: An Essay on Prince

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“…if someone like Prince came up in your local scene, he or she would probably be ostracized for caring about musicianship and guitar work, for playing over the top solos, for creating original content, or for dressing and acting pretentious.”

Pop Icon Prince Found Dead At Age 57

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“Recent reports are stating that legendary musician Prince has been found dead this morning.”

‘Great White House 2: Billary Bites Back’ is Now Available from CLASH Books

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“CLASH is excited to present our fourth book and sequel to Bizarro/Political Satire Great White House, Great White House 2: Billary Bites Back by Christoph Paul & Arthur Graham.”

Dark Indie Comedy ‘Consumer Beware’ Trailer Premieres Online

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“Janitor and aspiring writer Lincoln (Anthony Martel) tries to find some excitement in his life by joining his friend Rudy (John McNeil) in finding a VCR full of cocaine they lost after Rudy steals it from a drug dealer, thinking VCRs will make a comeback.”

‘Batman v. Superman’ May Be Loose Continuation of Burton’s Batman Films

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“Just in case you weren’t hyped before, or have been clamoring for some retro style comic book films, this odd tidbit from an early screener may fuel your interest in the upcoming Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. “

Drugs Dealers Already Coming Up With Codes For Facebook’s New Like Options

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“While many longtime Facebook users are complaining about the new “Like” options on Facebook, many entrepreneurial drug dealers are coming back to the social media site.”

‘Justice League’ To Start Filming In April

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“Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice director Zack Snyder has announced today that filming of the Justice League will start on Monday April 11th.”

Jeb Suspends Campaign, But Will Start Anti-Bullying Campaign

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“Jeb Bush failed to place again in the South Carolina Primary. With a heavy heart and new understanding of being picked on, he will now travel the states explaining why bullying is hurtful and ruins people’s dreams.”

Shia LaBeouf is Being a Fucking Weirdo Again, THANK GOD

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“One of the finest actors working, Shia LaBeouf, is up to his old antics again.”

Antonin Scalia’s Blood Will Now Be Used For Barilla Pasta Sauce

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“Homophobic pasta giant Barilla will now being using Scalia’s blood for their brand new sauce: Antonin & Eve.”

Ted Cruz Tributes ‘Office Space’

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“Though we still stand by our statement of Ted Cruz being a pedophile vampire, we applaud his campaign managers for giving some love to Office Space.”

The ‘Great White House’ Series Joins CLASH Books

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“We are happy to share that CLASH Books is publishing the second edition of “Great White House” by Christoph Paul and Arthur Graham Feb. 12th.”

Gavin McInnes Goes For Live Streaming Record, Gets Fucked Over By YouTube’s Robotic Policing

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“The would-be record setting program’s death knell came in the form eight flagged content notices, courtesy of YouTube’s infamous robotic staff.”

‘Pancake Day’ Horror Parody Hits YouTube

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“Director Luke Jones and producer D.J. Devereux have come along to revive interest in the horror genre with their parody trailer Pancake Day. “

I (Almost) Interviewed Martin O’Malley In The Last Days Of His Campaign

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“I landed a fairly strong lead to interview the presidential candidate, Martin O’Malley, a few weeks ago. So for the next thirty hours, I watch eight hours of interviews and speeches, and read a hundred pages of interviews and platform statements. Still had work in the mornings, so I was burning midnight oil.”

John Kasich to Reunite Pink Floyd If Elected President

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“In a recent video, presidential candidate and Ohio governor John Kasich has sworn to bring Pink Floyd back together if he is elected president. No, this isn’t satire.”

Iowa Republicans Nominate First Pedophile Vampire For President

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“Evangelicals decided that a Pedophile Vampire who was also a Christian best represented their values.”

Azealia Banks Comes Out as Trump Supporter on Day of the Iowa Caucus

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“Banks took to Twitter to say, “Ok so, I think I’m ready to admit that I’m going to vote for Donald Trump.”

“Did You Mean: Oppressive”

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“I came across this news article talking about how Italian museums covered statues of nude women in order to avoid offending the president of Iran.

I’m sorry, but what is this shit?”

‘WIZARD’ Slated for Christmas 2016 Premiere

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“The Practice Makes Perfect (2016) spin-off is tentatively lined up for a winter release.”

‘True Detective’ Anthology Now On Sale From CLASH

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“CLASH Books is very proud to present this collection of powerful and evocative stories about the humanity and inhumanity of modern man in an ever-shifting moral and cosmic landscape.”

Danny Trejo To Join DC Universe as Lobo?

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“Danny Trejo has had a big week…”

‘Practice Makes Perfect’ Just $9.99

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“Practice Makes Perfect captures the rootlessness of our own time as deftly as Hemingway did in The Sun Also Rises. This is not only a skilled novella, but an important one.”

First Trailer for Key and Peele’s ‘Keanu’ Lands Online

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“Keanu is set to be released April 29th.”

Star Wars Episode VIII Delayed

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“Just moments ago Disney announced that they were adjusting the release of Star Wars: Episode VIII by pushing it back…”

New ‘Suicide Squad’ Trailer Released

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“Warner Bros., courtesy of The CW and Kevin Smith as part of their “Dawn of the Justice League” special aired moments ago, has released a brand new Suicide Squad trailer. And it is sure to leave an impression…”

Bernie Jumps Ahead After Months-Long Slump

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“After falling into a slump that lasted months, Sanders is finally starting to make progress again.”

Justice League Revealed in DC Artwork

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“Get your first look at The Flash and Cyborg…”

Matt Groening Developing Series for Netflix

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“Matt Groening (who famously created the long running animated series The Simpsons) is currently in talks with Netflix to develop a brand new animated series.”

Danny Trejo Launches Vegan Taco Restaurant

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“The 71-year-old actor is opening a branch of vegan restaurants along the west coast.”

‘Cloverfield’ Sequel’s Official Trailer Released

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“Paramount stunned audiences by releasing a new surprise trailer attached to Michael Bay‘s 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi. The trailer is for a new science fiction thriller from JJ Abrams‘ production company Bad Robot titled 10 Cloverfield Lane.”

Rand Paul Says Fuck You to Media, Flips Them The Middle Finger

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“Kentucky senator Rand Paul gave a middle finger to the media Thursday during a radio interview with Aaron Katersky.”

Alan Rickman Dead at Age 69

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“The star was suffering from cancer, his family said.”

Twitter Now Policing Speech & Politics

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“Twitter announced on December 29th that the social media forum was taking strict measures to combat posts containing ‘abusive behavior and hateful conduct.’ Yet Twitter has also decided to put their foot down on politics. “

David Bowie Dead at Age 69

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“The iconic singer and actor was 69 years old. “

Ricky Gervais Buys Ikea Monkey New Home

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“Darwin the “Ikea Monkey” will be getting a new home in a Sunderland, ON animal sanctuary, thanks to comedian Ricky Gervais.”

‘Deadwood’ to Return to HBO

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“Michael Lombardo, the president of network programming at HBO, confirmed some major news for Deadwood fans yesterday. “

‘Walk Hand In Hand Into Extinction’ TOC & Release Date Revealed

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“Clash Books is proud to present the Table of Contents of Walk Hand In Hand Into Extinction: Stories Inspired by True Detective. “

Bill Clinton Accused of Rape

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“Breaking news today, former-president of the United States Bill Clinton is now facing a rape accusation. 73-year-old Juanita Broaddrick revealed earlier today that at 35 years of age, the then Attorney General Clinton had raped her.”

Twitter Character Limit to Increase to 10k

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“Yes, you read that correctly. Twitter may be increasing their character limit from 140 to… 10,000.”

Bill Cosby’s Wife: “He Does Deserve Every Bit Of The Hell He’s Going Through…”

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“Camille Cosby is done standing by her husband Bill. Numerous sources are now saying that she’s been “thoroughly humiliated” and unsympathetic of his recent legal troubles.”

Obama Administration Begins Controversial Crackdown on Illegal Immigration

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“Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said in a statement, “I have said publicly for months that individuals who constitute enforcement priorities, including families and unaccompanied children, will be removed.”

Frankenstein Fast Food Monster

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“These portions are huge—Frankenstein.

This food isn’t natural—Frankenstein.

Fast food chains should be held accountable—Frankenstein.”

Motörhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister dead at 70

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“Lemmy was lead vocalist, bassist, principal songwriter and the founding, and the only constant member of Motörhead since the band’s formation in 1975.”

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ On Track To Become Highest Grossing Movie Ever

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“Predictably Star Wars: The Force Awakens is currently on track to pass James Cameron’s CGI-laden, pseudo-animated film Avatar as the highest-grossing film of all time.”

Student Falsifies Rape to Boost Grades; Now Faces 2 Years in Prison

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“Naima Shereen Mirza, 21, claimed she faced two sexual assaults five months apart by the same individual. Fast forward some time later and she’s wound up in prison, facing a two year sentence.”

‘The Hutchcast’ To Conclude As Feature Film

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“After six episodes and a coming mid-season finale, The Hutchcast will wrap up its first season’s storyline in a feature film set to arrive in 2016. “

Oberlin College Students Demand Racial Segregation, Payment For Protesting

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“Students at Oberlin College have drafted a 14 page document demanding that the school begin creating spaces designed for racial segregation and that students who organize protests against the school itself be paid $8.20 per hour for doing so. “

U.S. Power Grid Vulnerable to Iranian Hacks​

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“They had stolen passwords and multiple engineering drawings of several power plants with at least one having the title Mission Critical.”

Noma Dumezweni Cast as Harry Potter’s Hermione Granger in ‘The Cursed Child’

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“Harry Potter fan favorite Hermione Granger will be portrayed by award-winning actress Noma Dumezweni in the upcoming sequel play Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, due to open in summer of 2016.”

‘Practice Makes Perfect’ Now On Sale in Paperback & eBook from CLASH Books

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“Practice Makes Perfect is officially available in Paperback and eBook from the official store of CLASH Books.”

Joel Amat Güell’s ‘S.O.S.’ Available on Kindle from CLASH Books

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“Joel Amat Güell’s popular short story S.O.S. has officially been released for Kindle through Amazon.”

Announcing the First CLASH Digital Exclusive: Alex J. Mann’s FOLLOWER

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“A photographer tries to save a girl he follows on Instagram from a stalker.”

There Is A Santa Claus; Mystery Shopper Pays Off Nearly $31k In Layaway Items

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“With one simple phone call, holiday cheer came early for dozens of shoppers at the Walmart at Westheimer and Dunvale.

A secret Santa dropped by the store and paid off nearly $31,000 in layaways.”

Christian Professor Suspended After Wearing Hijab to Class

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“Wheaton College has suspended political science professor Larycia Alaine Hawkins, an associate professor who has taught at Wheaton since 2007, for wearing a hijab to class as a sign of solidarity with Muslims and claiming they worship the same God.”

Netflix Releases ‘FULLER HOUSE’ Trailer

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“In case you’ve been living under a rock… Netflix greenlit a sequel series to the beloved sitcom Full House starring Candice Cameron-Bure, Jodie Sweden, and Andrea Barber, proving that there is no god.”

Cambridge Firefighter Jeremy Collins Wins ‘Survivor: Second Chance’

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“The enduring reality series Survivor wrapped its thirty-first season last night. Dubbed ‘Second Chance’ for its 20 returning castaways, the competition was tougher than ever. ”

Nashville’s Butthole Releases Music Video, “Chillin’ In The Brown”

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“They call themselves The Taylor Swifts of Fudge Rock. They are Nashville’s own, Butthole.”

Kardashian Dating Bieber – But Honestly, Who Gives a Flying Fuck?

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“A source told Us Weekly that Bieber, 21, said “he has been hooking up” with the 36-year-old star of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The pair was seen together in Los Angeles, CA. on Friday.

But more importantly, who gives a shit?”

Planned Parenthood Sues Ohio in Dispute Over Fetal Tissue​

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“Planned Parenthood sued Ohio’s health director on Sunday in a dispute over how the organization’s affiliates handle the disposal of fetal tissue in the state.”

“Understanding” The War in Syria

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“If politicians themselves were the ones having to fight wars, I’m pretty sure they’d rush to find a diplomatic solution. But we are stupid and we let our governments brainwash us into thinking that a line painted on the ground is more important than our own lives.”

Trump Calls For Ban of Muslim Immigrants, Ironically The Same Day His Poll Numbers Slip

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“By now you’ve already heard that Donald Trump suggested the halt of all Muslim immigrants entering this country. But that may just be a false plan of strategy…”

Next Episode of ‘The Hutchcast’ To Be Released December 18

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“The seventh episode of Practice Makes Perfect prequel series will officially air December 18th.”

Bernie Sanders Wins Time Magazine ‘Person of the Year’ Poll

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“The Democratic presidential candidate and Vermont senator earned just over 10 percent of online votes, beating out activist Malala Yousafzai (5.2 percent) and Pope Francis (3.7 percent).”

‘Walking Dead’ Star Norman Reedus Bitten By Fan

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“He was assaulted by a fan during a signing at a convention.”

Brittany Furlan Steals Vine, Adds Racism

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“Today it’s been revealed that Furlan’s controversial video isn’t even original, but a carbon copy of a popular Vine released earlier this year by comedy duo Jayme Karales and Kenney Dorcely.”

‘Orange is the New Black’ Star Arrested for Punching Teen Girl

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“Dascha Polanco, 33, known for her role as Dayanara Diaz on the Netflix prison hit Orange Is the New Black was arrested for punching a teenage girl, according to a criminal complaint.”

Woman Didn’t Report San Bernardino Shooters Out of Fear of Being Called ‘Racist’

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“According to a local Los Angeles news report, a neighbor of San Bernardino massacre suspects Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik didn’t report suspicious activity at their apartment in fear of being accused of racism.”

Stone Temple Pilots frontman Scott Weiland Dead at 48

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“Scott Weiland, known for being the frontman of the Stone Temple Pilots, has passed away at the age of 48.”

Coming Soon to CLASH – “IN CONVERSATION”

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“IN CONVERSATION is a weekly interview series where CLASH founder Jayme Karales will sit down with some of the most important names in writing and entertainment for one on one, in-depth discussions.”

San Bernardino Shooters Indentified; Killed

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“At least 14 people were killed and another 17 injured in a shooting Wednesday in San Bernardino, CA., when gunmen who were heavily armed opened fire during a function at a center for people with developmental disabilities, police said.”

Trump Proven Correct: CBS Reported ‘Swarm’ Celebrating on 9/11

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“A recently discovered local CBS News (WCBS-TV in New York) broadcast just vindicated Trump’s claim of “thousands” of Muslims cheering the fall of the World Trade Center.”

New ‘Batman v. Superman’ Trailer to Appear During ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Tonight

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“If you’re still feeling a bit burned from that Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice ‘sneak peak’ during the mid-season finale of Gotham — fear not!”

Go Make a James Bond Film

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“Ian Fleming’s iconic character James Bond has officially entered the public domain. But there’s a catch…”

Neel Kolhatkar Takes a Shot at Liberal Cultism Sweeping Colleges

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“Australian comedian and filmmaker Neel Kolhatkar has had enough of liberalism polluting higher education. Modern Educayshun is a short film by the director that targets the bizarre and extreme form of liberalism that is currently rampant in schools and universities.”

Could ‘Harry Potter and The Cursed Child’ See Novelization?

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“The upcoming two volume play Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is going to be the official next chapter in the long running Harry Potter franchise. That begs the question, is J.K. Rowling content with there being such an inclusive sequel to the beloved franchise?”

Humai Looks to End Death, Make Life Eternal

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“A Los Angeles based startup, Humai, is looking to exterminate death.”

James Deen Accused of Rape

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“Popular adult film actor James Deen has been accused of raping ex-girlfriend and fellow adult film star Stoya in a recent string of tweets.”

The Goatman Tore Social Media to Fucking Shreds

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“Goatman? Goatman, you say? Yes, Goatman.”

Feminist Kindergarten Teacher Bans Boys From Playing With LEGOs

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“Teacher Karen Keller forbids the boys in her class from playing with the toys, even going so far as to lie to them about their opportunity to play.”

Bernie Sanders Tops TIME’s ‘Person of the Year’ Poll

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“Vermont senator and trailing presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has officially taken a dominating lead in TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year poll.”

Amazon Bans Investigative Book ‘Nobody Died at Sandy Hook’

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“Lower your pitchforks! Lower’em!”

Batman is Now a Woman, Thanks to Frank Miller

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“In the highly anticipated new comic-book sequel to Miller’s beloved graphic novel The Dark Knight Returns, Batman has apparently gone through some changes…”

‘Practice Makes Perfect’ – Set for December 21st Release from CLASH Books

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“Jayme Karales’s sophomore publication Practice Makes Perfect will be released in paperback and eBook this December by Clash Books.”

Rainn Wilson‘s Memoir Becomes a #1 Best Seller

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“Rainn Wilson, best known for his role as Dwight Schrute in the US remake of The Office, released his memoir The Bassoon King nearly two weeks ago. Just recently the book shot to #1 on one of Amazon’s Best Seller lists.”

Hillary Clinton Attempts to Censor Stand Up Comedians?

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“According to Judicial Watch, the front-running Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton has taken aim at five stand up comedians for mocking her at The Laugh Factory.”

Sundance Reveals Their Midnight Line Up for 2016

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“The Sundance Film Festival, known for its prestige and breakout filmmakers, has revealed the roster of their midnight line up. On the list are some recognizable names – notably Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats) and Rob Zombie (Halloween, House of 1000 Corpses), each premiering their new films Yoga Hosers and 31, respectively.”

Sixteen People Injured in New Orleans Park Shooting

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“A gunfight between two groups erupted on Sunday in a New Orleans park where hundreds of people were gathered for a block party and the filming of a music video, leaving 16 people wounded, police said.”