TRAGEDY QUEENS is an anthology of stories inspired by two of my favorite muses. I have always been drawn to dark feminine archetypes.
At least when shit hits the fan I’ll have tomatoes.
Which is your muse? Plath, Lana, or both?
Being on Get Lit is like talking to the cool girl in the bar bathroom, only you’re talking about literature and other awesome shit instead of crying about something.
Donald Duck would never do such a thing, place a pistol to his temple while grinning like a maniac.
Ten first date movies guaranteed to either get you blocked on social media or help you find the love of your life.
“Italian horror doesn’t give a shit about your Protestant work ethic.”
“What if Superman’s ship didn’t crash in Kansas, but landed on the other side of the world in Soviet controlled Ukraine?”
“Lucio Fulci’s The Devil’s Honey is lyrical meditation on violence, trauma, recovery and revenge through an S&M lens.”
“We talked about life and writing in the same way that poets talk about love: straight forward and with no bullshit.”
CLASH BOOKS has your Valentine’s Day covered with two juicy new releases!
This video made us sort of like Cloverfield Paradox.
“There are plenty of zines and lit sites that give authors a platform to talk about their favorite seltzer water and convince everyone they use a typewriter, which is great and all, but that’s not what this is.”
“Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the belief, that we are truly meant for someone, and it’s too late for that to happen.”
“Born and raised in a small harbor town in the south of Ireland, Kealan Patrick Burke knew from a very early age that he was going to be a horror writer.”
“Tiamat is like Marilyn Manson for metalheads.”
He will be missed. RIP
“It’s gross, violent, erotic, boisterous fun for a pretty non-traditional family unit.”
“Being a guest on Get Lit with Leza is like being at a great party and in therapy at the same time.”
“Leza and I took a strange and wonderful journey together.”
“Imagine if David Lynch produced a gritty, raw, live-action JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH.”
“Krampus is the kind of mythological figure I can get behind.”
“If you haven’t seen this one, you’ve robbed yourself of all the basic joyful, terrifying treasures that Christmas has to offer.”
“No more CHRISTMAS SHIT for the rest of the night.”
Ghosts trying to get laid, an “erotic” burning bush, forbidden love between sea monsters and more fill this collection of Torah-influenced bizarro, horror, and pulp fiction. You gotta dig any book that has a recipe for a skinhead-killing Golem.”
“The presence of so much morbidity is both thrilling and unnerving.”
“Scenes of vaudevillian grotesquery abound in Trash Humpers.”
“The second time, nothing came back but roaches stained smoke and ash”
“This was not an interview, it was a conversation.”
“I said dance, pendejo!”
“You just have to stare at a screen and let the monsters come at you.”
Lit couple and editors of CLASH, Christoph Paul & Leza Cantoral, debate on what are the top 3 witch movies of the decade.
“Eyes are kept open, lined with small needles, lest they blink and let loose the blood.”
“After bathing in the blood of several children.”
“but still you come looking for her body”
“Why the fuck did they make another movie about evil children.”
“Your eyes bleed, your soul cries, but you can’t fucking stop.”
It was possibly the funkiest and most relaxed interview setting I’ve ever been in.
Brian Keene has single-handedly rewritten the zombie genre with THE RISING and its sequel, CITY OF THE DEAD.
Video review of new horror films “Happy Death Day” and Never Hike Alone.
A group of people get trapped inside a movie theater filled with demons.
This is when frogs come hopping. He is unsettled by their black, staring eyes.
Her smile was sharp and immediate; her eyes were twin voids.
How did my pain get so big?
I enjoyed rambling through a wide range of topics.
LET’S GET WITCHY!
“This movie is OUT THERE. It is dark and funny and to top it all, it is a musical.”
“Shared weirdness in a damp Necon hotel room.”
“Mad Max: Fury Road level survival intensified by the worst Burning Man acid trip.”
“TRAGEDY QUEENS is an anthology that brings together two powerful muses.”
“Easily the most bizarre conversation I’ve ever been a part of.”
“If you watch this and don’t get turned on you are officially a corpse.”
Jason Voorheesberg takes a break from killing Vermont Hippies and reviews the books: Now That We’re Alone by Nicholas Day, White Trash Gothic by Edward Lee, Spermjackers From Hell by Christine Morgan.
“Even today, the original has lost none of its potency.”
“It was a radtacular time.”
“In the 1980s and 90s photocopied, or Xeroxed, zines were very popular.”
“Was it the latent sexuality of Fukunaga’s script that pushed Warner Bros away, or the Lovecraftian aspects that made it too abstract?”
“The F word is used three times in the first three sentences.”
“I think I was smoking a cigar.”
“The panels ooze with demented sexuality, brutality and, uh, eyeball licking.”
CLASH correspondent, art critic/therapy practitioner, and meek serial killer interviews cult writer Justin Grimbol.
We we’re already a fan of Mike Lombardo’s for his humor and his horror films. Now we are a fan of his comics.
“Cary Fukunaga’s stylistic approach mixed with, arguably, Stephen King’s best or most beloved novel would seem like a match made in heaven… right?”
Yo, this is creepy and gory. So if that is not is your thing, don’t click play. If it is your thing–your welcome.
“We’re a bunch of slanted-eyed brown girls watching wide-eyed white girls being chased by a killer.”
“A man lives with a parasite in him.”
“My friends were all hood rats.”
Take a trip to the METAL side of LIT
“Being on this podcast made me feel like I fell into some weird Loony Tunes wormhole.”
There is no such thing as fair during times like this.”
When horror authors get big press distribution, it always exciting news. Two books are out today and both of them look awesome.
“No vampires, werewolves, and certainly no witches.”
“Saw Nunslaughter cut open a dead deer, dump buckets of blood, and throw a pig’s head off the stage for the audience to kick around in the mosh pit.”
“You’ll be grateful for the nightmares.”
“Every human being gets addicted to something.’
“If you expend so much effort into being what other people desire it’ll leave you feeling empty.”
“Once he jumped on me while I was humping my pillow.”
“You can probably read the book faster than an acid trip lasts .”
“Spring Breakers and Gummo specifically pop to mind.”
“I first saw Mother’s Day when I was thirteen.”
“I am compelled to tell stories.”
“My personal favorite character is a talking bathroom that literally fucks Kyle.”
“Bizarro is the Chaos Magick of literature.”
“I had the image of me eating my heart but it was cake instead of my actual heart.”
“Titles such as Wall of Kiss, Mother Puncher, and Suicide Girls in the Afterlife grab your attention and make you wonder what kind of madness unfolds within those pages.”
“If you enjoy surrealistic Bizarro fiction with a heart too big to contain within its pages, then this is the collection for you.”
“Old gods lurk behind the stars, old loves linger on from Earth, and Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.”
“We live in a time that fetishizes 80s popular culture, so wouldn’t it be rad if you developed a vaginal opening on your stomach that supports Betamax tapes?”
“I just chose the gutter to dwell in, and with what the world seems to be moving into, I think it’s a perfect place to assess and judge it.”
“All of my tattoos are reflections, more or less, of visions.”
“I do not control people’s boner.”
“Violence, vendettas, and vaporware. These are the hallmarks of the revenge thriller known as ROTTEN.”
““Platform Edge” is an urban-surreal nightmare comedy centering around
the deranged, demented and disastrous lives of two wayward housemates.”
“Here are five cult Christmas films sure to bring something akin to holiday cheer to the perverts and creeps among us.”
“The beauty of this anthology is how varied the voices are.”
“I felt like I was outside myself as well as inside.”
“I grew up with a grandma who kept a bathroom full of candles for the dead.”
“The first entry in the crime trinity, starring Thomas Speed, Ivana Bellorado, and Mike Mike, written by Joel Amat Güell and Jayme Karales, and directed by Jayme Karales, is now online. “
“I just hope you like the color red.”
“To support his claims to well endowed-ness, Donald J Trump attempted to have a bigger dick, tattooed on his dick.”
“Not recommended for: novice trippers, Reagan Republicrats, copywriters with ideals intact (both of you), nor especially RayBan-wearing dictators.”
“I saw two men with carts, with horses attached, who looked like they were dressed as service workers from the early 20th century.”
“I try to meditate on talking bats and planets made of chocolate as much as possible, so that my ratio of bizarre to boring will tip further into the strange.”
“Eat the apple. Drink the drink. Eat the pot brownies from the wicked witch.”
“Guaranteed to give you and your potential lay the weirdest boners imaginable, lady or otherwise.”
“Here’s what needs to be on your radar.”
“Never in all my years of watching cinema have I been so simultaneously perplexed and unnerved by a film.”
“Sometimes the strange, the ugly, the grotesque and the frightful come together and form something truly amazing.”
“Sometimes I use movies as a gauge whether or not it’s going to work out between me and a romantic partner.”
“Oblivion is only a lap dance away, and even when you leave, you’re never really gone. We take a piece of you, as payment, an offering to our humble little establishment.”
“There is only one way to get rid of temptation and that is to yield to it. Resist it, the soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.”
“In the mid 1970s, record stores and radio stations around the country started receiving copies of a 12-inch single.”
“Occult horror blends with giallo-type murders into an unforgettable artistic nightmare.”
“The first reported incident of death caused by the soda was in January of 2011.”
“That’s not your face.”
“What’s remarkable about these stories is Evenson’s ability to turn familiar, mundane things into objects of terror.”
“CLASH wants your creepy stories!”
“Every night he asks me the same question. “Will you sleep with me?”
“What starts as a dare among friends, becomes an encounter with the otherworldly, the horrific.”
“There’s a midget clown covered in swastikas that speaks Spanish, because why not?”
“BONED is a sexy, strange, and heartfelt story about fighting for what you love, no matter how insane the obstacles and how bizarre the stakes.”
“She rides that mushroom pole and flips upside down, with her legs spread high above her head. Her big blue eyes and red lips are innocence and corruption made flesh.”
“The cameraman wore a black suit with white gloves and a shiny red shirt. A large, handheld video camera obscured his face. The lens pointed right at me.”
“The Con Season is a very fun and fucked up book that horror fans will love.”
“This film looks dark and damn good.”
“Though the novel is heavy and chock-full of moments that ache, it isn’t without hope.”
“The Cinematologist is back and this week he’s reviewing the horror sequel The Purge: Election Year, released earlier this week.”
“The Cinematologist is back and this week he’s reviewing the smash horror hit The Conjuring 2, released earlier this year.”
“Mandy De Sandra exposes the truth behind Brexit.”
“‘The Buddy System’ is the Illuminati of horror fiction”
“Brian Keene’s Pressure and Paul Tremblay’s The Disappearance at Devil’s Rock are both released today.”
“Where other films would shy away from the weird or cut away before things get ugly, Jodorowsky grabs the viewer by the collar and drags them into the thick of it.”
“It’s not hard to see it as a pioneering piece of genre cinema.”
“What is your favorite Vietnam War film, a good friend of mine asked me today. I took a moment and thought about it and answered The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
“Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.”
“Danger Slater is the stand up comic of the Bizarro Fiction scene. He has googly eyes, a big heart, and a mind that is teeming with dark and forbidden secrets.”
“The Witch has some of the most compelling visual and thematic imagery that I’ve seen in recent horror, but it’s definitely not ‘Standard Horror’ and may be misleading to some.”