Life is Lonely and People Make Fucked up Choices to Deal with That Fact: An Unfinished Interview with Chelsea Martin (Feat. Elizabeth Ellen)

The term “genius” gets thrown around a lot but I definitely feel Chelsea Martin is genius as fuck.

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The Disaster Artist Review

“The Disaster Artist shows us what it means to create, expose ourselves, and the risks of showing something at the world and have it look back.”

#the Tao of Murray

“Amongst his many deific duties, Murray plays poet and maharishi to the various extraterrestrial corporate entities that run our universe. He keeps them merciful.”

TOP TEN SCI-FI HORROR MOVIES

“Not recommended for: novice trippers, Reagan Republicrats, copywriters with ideals intact (both of you), nor especially RayBan-wearing dictators.”

TOP TEN UNDERRATED SLASHER FILMS

“Escaped psychopaths? Check. Teenaged babysitters? Check. Buckets of blood? Check. Yet some of the films on the following list also offer plots that at least try to bring something different to the table.”

TOP TEN SATANIC HORROR MOVIES

“There is only one way to get rid of temptation and that is to yield to it. Resist it, the soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.”

BEAST

“Every night he asks me the same question. “Will you sleep with me?”

REVIEW – THE CINEMATOLOGIST: ‘Ghostbusters’ (2016)

“After publicly speaking out against Ghostbusters and Paul Feig last week–which resulted in being blocked by the Ghostbusters director on Twitter–The Cinematologist is back this week with a review for the remake/reboot of the 1984 Ivan Reitman classic.”

Top 10 No Chill Quotes From Star Wars

“To celebrate fans both overreacting and jumping to conclusions over reshoots for the upcoming Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, due later this year, CLASH writer Amy Nguyen presents the Top 10 No Chill Quotes From Star Wars.”

Have a Short Film or Web Series?

“We are currently accepting pitches and samples of scripted, self-produced short films and both scripted and unscripted web-series (currently airing or not) for online distribution.”

Santa Sangre: An Appreciation

“Where other films would shy away from the weird or cut away before things get ugly, Jodorowsky grabs the viewer by the collar and drags them into the thick of it.”