She is the darkside Disney princess I wish existed.
It’s almost Buddhist – her detachment and rejection of material, hedonistic pursuits.
Give me degradation, The Grecian Urn, and an unholy mouth to suffocate.
You’ll find yourself asking the question: What have I done for love, and what would I do?
Everything that we are afraid to do; the anticipation or the fear of it is always greater than doing it. Even if it is something awful.
The term “genius” gets thrown around a lot but I definitely feel Chelsea Martin is genius as fuck.
Wait till you hear the unintelligible shit show of my real life.
What did you do in Amsterdam?
Shy Watson: oh my god what didn’t i do
Ten first date movies guaranteed to either get you blocked on social media or help you find the love of your life.
“You think you could make a shrine to Bárbara Mori out of old magazine clips, gluing each piece of her to the tiny nook in your wall.”
“One woman even has a demon dog named Cerberus come out of her backside chomping away at her opponents. Hip Whip Girl forever!”
“You look exactly like your Facebook photos, and it’s making my stomach all mushy.”
“I know your mom stole your whole name from her favorite telenovela.”
“The bride told me I looked like shit. Then she laughed.”
“If you watch this and don’t get turned on you are officially a corpse.”
“It was a radtacular time.”
“These stories get under your skin.”
“Your father has a devil inside him.”
“How cool would it be if you actually got Cher to do a poetry zine for one of the Ladybox releases?”
“Come to Vegas and we can go to karaoke.”
“10/10 would chat again”
“It felt much more like a conversation than a sort of performance of me-ness.”
Take a trip to the METAL side of LIT
“Being on this podcast made me feel like I fell into some weird Loony Tunes wormhole.”
“I felt okay about being charmless. I was going to eat ice-cream.”
“I was a religious little boy and thought Guns N’ Roses were nothing but sinners and going to hell.”
“I picture myself as Lena Dunham with a beard.”
“I want to make shit happen.”
“If you expend so much effort into being what other people desire it’ll leave you feeling empty.”
“You can just imagine all those Chinese like a little army of yellow ants crawling over it, can’t you?”
“Kathleen Hanna never stops. She can’t be kept down.”
“I visit old people in their homes and help them with daily tasks, like cooking and cleaning and bathing.”
“Basically, Elizabeth Ellen should win the Pulitzer Prize and then immediately be beaten to death with it because she’s so good, so human, so completely fucked.”
“We loved Kerouac’s Mexico City Blues and Enzo wanted to read the whole book out loud. It took a long time because we got very drunk.”
“Imagine watching your ten-year old drawing chainsaw dicks.”
“CLASH wants your creepy stories!”
“BONED is a sexy, strange, and heartfelt story about fighting for what you love, no matter how insane the obstacles and how bizarre the stakes.”
“I didn’t know who the hell this Brian guy was, but I did want to fuck her.”
“You must be amazing because karma has blessed you with finding me.”