We want to hear your horror stories, be they real or the product of your own twisted minds.
It’s almost Buddhist – her detachment and rejection of material, hedonistic pursuits.
At least when shit hits the fan I’ll have tomatoes.
“I’ve seen very few popular movies where black people get to be fully expressive complex humans.”
“What if Superman’s ship didn’t crash in Kansas, but landed on the other side of the world in Soviet controlled Ukraine?”
“Don’t you hate it when you’re a god, and you just want a sandwich from your favorite chicken joint, and you specify at the counter that you DO NOT WANT PICKLES on your sandwich.”
Fuck, Kill, or Mary: Philip K. Dick, Dick Wolf, Dick Van Dyke?
“Your eyes bleed, your soul cries, but you can’t fucking stop.”
“The bride told me I looked like shit. Then she laughed.”
“If you watch this and don’t get turned on you are officially a corpse.”
The world needed some good news that didn’t evolve eclipses or Game of Thrones being good again
“Now we finally get our own supervillain.”
“The panels ooze with demented sexuality, brutality and, uh, eyeball licking.”
We we’re already a fan of Mike Lombardo’s for his humor and his horror films. Now we are a fan of his comics.
“I was a religious little boy and thought Guns N’ Roses were nothing but sinners and going to hell.”
Come As You Are to Kurthulhu
“I can already see the glazed over eyes of anyone who dares read this shit.”
“Imagine watching your ten-year old drawing chainsaw dicks.”
“I just chose the gutter to dwell in, and with what the world seems to be moving into, I think it’s a perfect place to assess and judge it.”
““Platform Edge” is an urban-surreal nightmare comedy centering around
the deranged, demented and disastrous lives of two wayward housemates.”
“Entertain us with your Christmas traditions and recollections.”
“CLASH wants your creepy stories!”
“Warner Bros. has decided to move forward with the official sequel to Man of Steel, which a trusted CLASH insider is saying has been tentatively titled Superman: Man of Tomorrow.”
“What did The Cinematologist think of David Ayer’s latest film and the newest entry into the DC Extended Universe?”
“There is an insisting that she be viewed as a happy-go-lucky victim who has endured a trauma and is trying to move on. But Harley Quinn isn’t a scrappy, underdog feminist hero – she’s Myra Hindley.”
“Batman: The Killing Joke (directed by Sam Liu) is a film that, on paper, should have been dazzling and yet has found itself with a lack of support among fans and general audiences alike.”
An entire era of Batman in one comic strip.
“What the fuck?”
“In the coming weeks DC Comics is going to reveal that Alan Moore’s team of melancholy superheroes will be joining the canon DCU.”
“CLASH journalist Jessie Maness interviewed Dennis Hopeless, a comic-book writer for Marvel Comics.”
“In the highly anticipated new comic-book sequel to Miller’s beloved graphic novel The Dark Knight Returns, Batman has apparently gone through some changes…”