Contrary to popular opinion Krampus is not Saint Nicholas’s shadow, nor is he the love child of Satan and the Greek God Pan.
In this episode we talk about our interests & obsessions & bad poetry readings & being mindfucked by bullies on the internet.
Fiddler on the Roof meets Carrie
Monique is an exciting new voice in Latinx fiction.
Written as a soul song for longing, Knauf’s collection is both a dream and an awakening.
Knauf’s poetry is cinematic, creating vast landscapes and scenes, on bridges, between land and sky.
A love letter to Stephen King and Satan from a new and exciting voice in horror
Reminiscent of Clive Barker, Vidito delves into the dark corners of love, sex, and madness with language that drips raw off the page.
We want to hear your horror stories, be they real or the product of your own twisted minds.
Books to chill your bones & twist your minds from CLASH Books
She thought about the toasted bread that her mother made for her every morning to drink with black sage tea, but most of all, she thought about a perfect kind of love.
Wrath James White’s poems are red and wet love songs to a pillory, set to the beat of a flogging whip–the kind of sweet nothings Barker’s Cenobites would whisper.
Use your brains and buy this awesome book!
“The Pre-Order Personalized Signed Copy will be limited to 200 which can be purchased on the CLASH Books site.”
“Already a recommended read from HWA Bram Stoker Award Reading List, we are excited to share the paperback of Dark Moons Rising on a Starless Night is up for sale at all bookstores.”
A nod to ‘Cape May’ for fans of The Blacklist.
From the creator of Carnivàle and writer/executive producer of Blacklist, comes a poetry collection from a cult-icon.
for now it’s all hunger and weariness and the small justice of this broken and crumbled love, again
“As expected, they are pretty awesome and it’s a fascinating and entertaining look at the cult-icon of weird’s work.”
He Has Many Names by Drew Chial is a fresh spin on the Faustian bargain, a deal with the devil story in the age of artistic desperation.
Autumn Christian’s third novel is a dark journey of self-discovery. An existential labyrinth of love, sex, and self-actualization where the only way out is through.
All Hail the House Gods is a future masterpiece of Bizarro fiction.
CLASH Books is excited to present GIRL LIKE A BOMB. Autumn Christian’s third novel is a dark journey of self-discovery.
This collection of tales from the mind that brought you Shatnerquake & Cripple Wolf is dark, weird, and yes, Bizarro af.
TRAGEDY QUEENS is an anthology of stories inspired by two of my favorite muses. I have always been drawn to dark feminine archetypes.
At least when shit hits the fan I’ll have tomatoes.
Is there a Satanic conspiracy, is it all a desperate author’s insanity, or is it something else entirely?
Meet the authors that rocked my world. They will rock yours too.
Which is your muse? Plath, Lana, or both?
CLASH Books is excited to present this collection of stories inspired by Lana Del Rey & Sylvia Plath.
What did you do in Amsterdam?
Shy Watson: oh my god what didn’t i do
“What if Superman’s ship didn’t crash in Kansas, but landed on the other side of the world in Soviet controlled Ukraine?”
CLASH Books will be publishing Godless Heathens: Conversations with Atheists by author Andrew J. Rausch.
New release from CLASH Books up for pre-order.
CLASH Books presents Issue #1 of CLASH Magazine
CLASH BOOKS has your Valentine’s Day covered with two juicy new releases!
“There is something spicy & sensual about the warm taste of ginger on your tongue.”
“Don’t you hate it when you’re a god, and you just want a sandwich from your favorite chicken joint, and you specify at the counter that you DO NOT WANT PICKLES on your sandwich.”
Fuck, Kill, or Mary: Philip K. Dick, Dick Wolf, Dick Van Dyke?
“Cicero’s poems show nature as violent and unforgiving.”
Great White House 2 is free for this week!
“It’s gross, violent, erotic, boisterous fun for a pretty non-traditional family unit.”
TRAGEDY QUEENS: STORIES INSPIRED BY LANA DEL REY & SYLVIA PLATH WILL BE AVAILABLE MARCH 13TH, 2018
“Leza and I took a strange and wonderful journey together.”
“So this summer I was helping out on this farm with all these anarchist witches & stuff.”
“One woman even has a demon dog named Cerberus come out of her backside chomping away at her opponents. Hip Whip Girl forever!”
Ghosts trying to get laid, an “erotic” burning bush, forbidden love between sea monsters and more fill this collection of Torah-influenced bizarro, horror, and pulp fiction. You gotta dig any book that has a recipe for a skinhead-killing Golem.”
Who’s to say Snowdrip or Evergreen or whatever generically named Elf won’t end up feeling the Bern and realize that their situation sucks.
“The second time, nothing came back but roaches stained smoke and ash”
“I don’t remember any of this. To be clear, my lack of memory is because of the Xanax.”
“Even if his first name is Santa, he’s no saint to me.”
“I said dance, pendejo!”
“Like Art School Confidential as directed by Lloyd Kauffman and Quentin Tarantino.”
“Eyes are kept open, lined with small needles, lest they blink and let loose the blood.”
“Why the fuck did they make another movie about evil children.”
“Your eyes bleed, your soul cries, but you can’t fucking stop.”
It was possibly the funkiest and most relaxed interview setting I’ve ever been in.
He’s reconciled the misanthrope and the romantic in a way that doesn’t feel uneven.
LET’S GET WITCHY!
“Drop your dreidel and feast your eyes on the Anarchist Kosher Cookbook!”
“Shared weirdness in a damp Necon hotel room.”
“TRAGEDY QUEENS is an anthology that brings together two powerful muses.”
“Easily the most bizarre conversation I’ve ever been a part of.”
“Aliens don’t give a fuck about you.”
“If you watch this and don’t get turned on you are officially a corpse.”
“You don’t wanna miss this!”
“To fight, we need to believe in ourselves first.”
“More people need to wear a panda head when they do interviews.”
“Even today, the original has lost none of its potency.”
“It was a radtacular time.”
“In the 1980s and 90s photocopied, or Xeroxed, zines were very popular.”
“These stories get under your skin.”
Sometimes game developers manage to obtain licenses, and create entries into these franchises, which effectively serve as the next film in the series
“Palahniuk is himself a member of the Cacophony Society.”
“The panels ooze with demented sexuality, brutality and, uh, eyeball licking.”
“Your father has a devil inside him.”
“How cool would it be if you actually got Cher to do a poetry zine for one of the Ladybox releases?”
“If you think every other author out there is your enemy, you can go fuck yourself.”
“Come to Vegas and we can go to karaoke.”
Take a trip to the METAL side of LIT
“I picture myself as Lena Dunham with a beard.”
“I want to make shit happen.”
“No vampires, werewolves, and certainly no witches.”
“I fought so long to plant a flag in something that never should have been disputed territory.”
Enter the Goodreads Giveaway and get the e-book for 99 cents.
“Tragedy Queens is an anthology that brings together two powerful muses.”
“I am compelled to tell stories.”
CLASH Media catches up with Constance Ann Fitzgerald and talks about her new book, Glue.
“Here are the writers that brought the mother fucking ruckus…”
“Here’s what needs to be on your radar.”
“I’ve experienced a lot of diverse literary events but Brooklyn Book Festival has always been one of my favorites.”
“So. I’ll just say it. Elves. Is it true that you all really believe in them?”
“TRAGEDY QUEENS is an anthology that brings together two powerful muses.”
“It is time to get weird New England.”
“The tube I would have been on had blown up. If I had stuck to my daily schedule, I wouldn’t be here today.”
“CLASH is excited to present our fourth book and sequel to Bizarro/Political Satire Great White House, Great White House 2: Billary Bites Back by Christoph Paul & Arthur Graham.”
“CLASH Books has a put on a revised second edition of Great White House. It coincides with the March 10 release of Great White House 2: Billary Bites Back. “
“CLASH Books is very proud to present this collection of powerful and evocative stories about the humanity and inhumanity of modern man in an ever-shifting moral and cosmic landscape.”
“Practice Makes Perfect is officially available in Paperback and eBook from the official store of CLASH Books.”