Madeleine Swann takes every creepy online psychology test you’ve secretly wanted to try.
“I was trying to invoke Satan and accidentally invoked the ghost of Margaret Thatcher instead. Now she’s bugging me, telling me about how privatizations can help my country. How do I get rid of her?”
“If you stick a hotdog into a donut and 9 months later a Twinkie knocks on your door asking for it’s Dad… like is that cheating?”
“Dear Maddie, the fabric of my car’s interior takes me to the brink and back every time I drive. Can you offer any advice?”
“Dear Maddie, I’m not very good with words. How do I tell the woman in my basement she can never leave without upsetting her?”
“Dear Maddie, I am attracted to mannequins. Can you help me?”
How do I avoid seven years of bad luck when all I want to do is break a bunch of mirrors?”