Madeleine Swann takes every creepy online psychology test you’ve secretly wanted to try.
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Ask Maddie: Bizarro Advice Column
“I was trying to invoke Satan and accidentally invoked the ghost of Margaret Thatcher instead. Now she’s bugging me, telling me about how privatizations can help my country. How do I get rid of her?”
Ask Maddie: An Advice Column From Author Madeleine Swann
“If you stick a hotdog into a donut and 9 months later a Twinkie knocks on your door asking for it’s Dad… like is that cheating?”
ASK MADDIE: AN ADVICE COLUMN FROM AUTHOR MADELEINE SWANN
“Dear Maddie, the fabric of my car’s interior takes me to the brink and back every time I drive. Can you offer any advice?”
Ask Maddie: An Advice Column From Author Madeleine Swann
“Dear Maddie, I’m not very good with words. How do I tell the woman in my basement she can never leave without upsetting her?”
ASK MADDIE: AN ADVICE COLUMN FROM AUTHOR MADELEINE SWANN
“Dear Maddie, I am attracted to mannequins. Can you help me?”
ASK MADDIE: AN ADVICE COLUMN FROM AUTHOR MADELEINE SWANN
“Dear Maddie,
How do I avoid seven years of bad luck when all I want to do is break a bunch of mirrors?”