Grayson Allen Poem


By Christoph Paul

When you look like Ted Cruz
and have a .429% shooting percentage
the world will hate you.

Duke is the best college basketball team
because it is funded by the Illuminati.

Coach K is a high member
of the Morning Stars
and he has taught me
I AM a Light Bringer.

At night we sacrifice
North Carolina chickens
and recite Luciferian chants
to increase my wingspan.

That is why
white basketball players
excel here,

we are blessed
with Illuminati moon magic
powered by Blue Devils.



From the upcoming collection SportsCenter Poems by Christoph Paul with Illustrations by Jim Agpalza


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