John Gruden Returns to the Raiders & Promotes New App The GrudenGrindr

By Frank Koshel 

John Gruden is back in Oakland and has started working with the tech hubs in the Bay Area. He has already become the spokesmen of a new dating app The GrudenGrindr.

Below is transcript of the upcoming commercial for The Gruden Grindr.

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Hey, are you tired of the same old dating apps? Well now there’s The GrudenGrindr app, the hottest new way to arrange no-strings-attached encounters in your area. You’ll meet the best players in the game, like Antonio here. Antonio is a 6 foot 5 tight end that just started to date men. Just click on the user-friendly icon located at the bottom of the screen and you can meet him at Rawhide for an ice cold Corona tonight.

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I’ll tell you what man, check out Stefon here, he’s a stud! He generates so much power from the bottom position that this bucking Bronco will leave you wishing for overtime. I say go for two. When using The GrudenGrindr, you’ll work up quite an appetite, why not stop over at Hooters for their new Fire Island wings.

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Love and sex man, it’s just like football, and with the GrudenGrindr you are going to run the west coast offense straight into another man’s…heart. Give this app a try and tell your friends, the Raiders are back and with The GrudenGrindr you can play man to man on every down.

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