Our press put out a new book, just in time for the holidays. Since our lists do the best on this site, here’s a list on why you should buy this awesome book!
1) You can learn how to make your own golem … in only 23 simple steps!
2) Jewish Bizarro Fiction or Jewzarro is now a thing! (trust us)
3) All killer no filler: every story is dope there is no filter, not like Taylor Swift albums.
4) Maxwell really is a true mensch.
5) Royalty money will go to building the new Moon Jew Moon Base.
6) There is a a story with a Satanic Bat Mitzvah, or a Baphomitzvah, nuff said.
7) If this sells it lowers the odds of CLASH Books starting a Patreon site that we will guilt you into joining.
8) The cover! Come on, that cover is dope af.
9) There is a love story with Leviathans!
10) Jeff Burk said it best,
“Ghosts trying to get laid, an “erotic” burning bush, forbidden love between sea monsters and more fill this collection of Torah-influenced bizarro, horror, and pulp fiction. You gotta dig any book that has a recipe for a skinhead-killing Golem.”