10 Reasons to Buy The Anarchist Kosher Cookbook

 

HEY EVERYBODY!

Our press put out a new book, just in time for the holidays. Since our lists do the best on this site, here’s a list on why you should buy this awesome book!

 

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1) You can learn how to make your own golem … in only 23 simple steps!

2) Jewish Bizarro Fiction or Jewzarro is now a thing! (trust us)

 

 

3) All killer no filler: every story is dope there is no filter, not like Taylor Swift albums.

4) Maxwell really is a true mensch.

 

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5) Royalty money will go to building the new Moon Jew Moon Base.

6) There is a a story with a Satanic Bat Mitzvah, or a Baphomitzvah, nuff said.

 

 

7) If this sells it lowers the odds of CLASH Books starting a Patreon site that we will guilt you into joining.

8) The cover! Come on, that cover is dope af.

 

 

9) There is a love story with Leviathans!

10) Jeff Burk said it best,

 

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“Ghosts trying to get laid, an “erotic” burning bush, forbidden love between sea monsters and more fill this collection of Torah-influenced bizarro, horror, and pulp fiction. You gotta dig any book that has a recipe for a skinhead-killing Golem.”

 

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