Korn’s Jonathan Davis is a Front Runner for 2017 Nobel Literature Prize

While Bob Dylan celebrates, speculation has already begun for the 2017 Nobel Literature Prize. We at CLASH cannot name our sources but we’ve learned that Jonathan Davis of 90’s Nu-Metal band of Korn is a shoo-in to win the 2017 Nobel for Literature.

Our anonymous source doesn’t speak great English but told us, “The Jonathan Davis, he make up his own language

And this new century was captured in the song ‘Freak like a leash’ and ‘A.D.I.D.A.S.’. We are ‘blind’ to life and it can at times feel like ‘it is falling away from us. Davis is true poet of our times.”

We reached out to Jonathan Davis for comment on this speculation but he could not respond to us because he was making another appearance of the Alex Jones Show.


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