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Christoph Paul is an award-winning humor writer and publisher of New English Press. His most recent books are Slasher Camp for Nerd Dorks and Great White House 2: Billary Bites Back. Find him on Twitter @Christophpaul_and Christophpaulauthor.com. His next book is a collection of persona poems titled Horror Film Poems.