In shocking sports news, Sam Bradford has been traded to the Minnesota Vikings for a 1st round and 4th round pick. The team felt this was their year to go deep into the playoffs, but their starting quarterback, Teddy Bridgewater, had a gruesome knee injury.
In a hail mary of desperation, they traded for Bradford with expectations he would help them get to 8-8. CLASH Media was able to get a quick quote from the new Vikings QB, “You ever watch them teen movies where the girl with glasses that acts like nerd becomes hot. I’m like the nerd girl of quarterbacks, but I ain’t ever going to get hot. But I’ll still get paid, and I’ll help the Viking go 8-8. I’m excited for this new start! I gotta go, I need to call my buddy Jay Cutler and give him the good news.”