Top 10 Professional Athletes in Fraternity With Ryan Lochte

This week was inspired by the frightening ideal of denseness that is Ryan Locate and his Brian William’s inspired experience in Rio.

1. “Yo soy Fiesta.” – Rob Gronkowski, New England Patriots (

2. “I have two weapons; my arms, my legs, and my brain.” – Michael Vick, NFL Free Agent (

3. “I can dribble with my right hand and I can dribble with my left hand. I’m amphibious.” – Charles Shackleford, Former NBA Player

4. “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.” – George Rogers, Former NFL Player (

5. “I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I’m very intelligent when I speak.” – Shaquille O’Neal, Former NBA Player (

6. “Fade into Bolivian, I guess.” – Mike Tyson, Former Boxer (

7. ”Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.” – Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees (

8. “I’m traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop 85.” – Chad Johnson, Former NFL Player (

9. “Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.” – Dennis Rodman, Former NBA Player (

10. “Ball handling and dribbling are my strongest weaknesses.” – David Thompson, Former NBA Player (


Amy Nguyen is a 24 year writer in Calgary, Canada who currently works in the film industry, primarily in exhibition, and runs a blog on tumblr called “Wicked Pop Culture.”


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