Top 10 Quotes About Your Ex By Netflix Original Series

Orange is the New Black (2016, Netflix)

This week I’ve decided to pay congratulations to the greatest invention Netflix and their 54 nominations at the 2016 Emmy Awards.

1. “I wear protection, so I haven’t caught whatever form of syphilis you have that caused your soul to rot.” – Orange is the New Black (“Trust No Bitch”, Season 3, Ep 13)

2. “You can’t improve on an asshole by making it bigger.” – Marvel’s Jessica Jones (“AKA Take a Bloody Number”, Season 1, Ep 12)

3. “2090 called. You’re dead and you wasted your time on Earth.” – Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (Season 1, Ep 7)

4. “I’d buy you a one-way ticket to thirty years in Assholeland..” – Daredevil (“World on Fire”, Season 1, Ep 5)

5. “I can’t remember the last time I slept without you. I know I’ve done it but I… I can’t remember.” – Grace and Frankie (“The Party”, Season 2, Ep 12)

6. “Stick a knife in its heart and put an apple in its mouth, I won’t shed a tear.” – House of Cards (“Chapter 18”, Season 2, Ep 5)

7. “Are you the person I’m supposed to be with forever? I don’t know fucking know.” – Master of None (“Finale”, Season 1, Ep 10)

8. “This is a going-away party. So, please: Go away.” – Fuller House (Season 1, Ep 1)

9. ”They say when a nuclear holocaust destroys the world, only the cockroaches will survive.” – Narcos (“Descenso”, Season 1, Ep 1)

10. “I have never taken a wife because I do my best to avoid disappointment.” – Marco Polo (“The Scholars Pen”, Season 1, Ep 7)


Amy Nguyen is a 24 year writer in Calgary, Canada who currently works in the film industry, primarily in exhibition, and runs a blog on tumblr called “Wicked Pop Culture.”


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