Copywriting Service: Bullshit on the Spot
Is your company being tarnished by a “truth teller” who is getting mainstream press?
Does your father-in-law, good friend, or employee say outrageous things on Social Media and it is affecting your business?
Do you have only 24 hours to write a rebuttal on your own website?
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We have mastered the art of the non-rebuttal. The beauty of the non-rebuttal is that you can address reputation damaging accusations without saying anything that actually addresses those claims. This is very difficult to complete in a 24-hour period, but as you can see in this piece we wrote for Jared Kushner at his own Observer–we succeeded.
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