At least half of Clash’s writers are fanboy/ girls of Carlton Mellick the 3rd or CM3, and we want to wish him a happy birthday. We love plugging books and authors we love so we want to use his birthday to encourage you to buy a CM3 book. He is the grandfather of Bizarro Fiction and has used that style of storytelling in almost every genre possible. No bullshit, Carlton Mellick is a special writer and you should be reading. Give yourself a gift for his birthday.