Eli Roth is Remaking ‘Death Wish’ — Fuck Yes!

Eli Roth has a Death Wish.

The helmer behind Hostel and Green Inferno has closed a deal to direct MGM and Paramount’s long-in-the-works remake of the 1974 vigilante movie that starred Charles Bronson.

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Director Eli Roth (Hostel, Cabin Fever)

Eli Roth will be directing a remake of the iconic vigilante film Death Wish. We hope his trademark cheerful nihilism and love of torture porn is on full display in this remake.

The only real question who the fuck can fill the shoes of the legendary Charles Bronson?

Well according to The Hollywood Reporter, none other than Bruce Willis.

 

Christoph Paul is Heat fan but still has love for Lebron. He is also an award-winning humor writer and co-publisher of New English Press. His most recent books are Slasher Camp for Nerd Dorks and Great White House 2: Billary Bites Back. Find him on Twitter @Christophpaul_ and Christophpaulauthor.com.

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Nice Jewish boy who writes mean books. Publisher of New English Press. Rep’d by Veronika Boom and writes Bizarro Erotica as Mandy DeSandra.

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