Top 10 Quotes From The Rock to Say to Your Subordinates

Central Intelligence opens June 17th in theaters nationwide and in preparation for its release CLASH journalist Amy Nguyen is here to present you with the Top 10 Quotes from The Rock to Say to Your Subordinates.

1. “You think you impress the Rock? Let The Rock make something perfectly clear to you. You have never, and The Rock means never, impressed The Rock.”

2. “The Rock has just one thing to say to you, poontang your ass on out of here.”

3. “What in the blue hell is wrong with you?”

4. “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!”

5. “The Rock says don’t get drunk and pass out, or else you’ll wake up with The Rock’s fist in your mouth, and his foot up your ass!”

6. “Shut your mouth and know your role.”

7. “The Rock says he’ll take your little voice box, take all the batteries out, lube it up turn that sum bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.”

8. “Get his green monkey ass out of here. He’s guilty of shoving Chicken McNuggets straight up his ass.”

9. “Go back to Supercuts and get your five dollars back, jabroni!”

10. “The Rock could just imagine what you were like in High School! The oldest 27 year old senior the world has ever seen!”

 

Amy Nguyen is a 24 year writer in Calgary, Canada who currently works in the film industry, primarily in exhibition, and runs a blog on tumblr called “Wicked Pop Culture.”