Top 10 James Bond Quotes To Say At A Strip Club

As a proper send off to the most recent 007, Daniel Craig, CLASH writer Amy Nguyen has given her Top 10 James Bond Quotes to Say at a Strip Club.


1. “I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons.” – The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

2. “I’ve got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?” – Casino Royale (2006)

3. “That’s a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing.” – Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

4. “We’re showing a bit more cheek than usual. A pity, such nice cheeks too, if only they were brains.” – Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

5. “One of us smells like a tart’s handkerchief. I’m afraid it’s me. Sorry, old boy.” – Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

6. “I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.” – The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

7. “Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?” – From Russia With Love (1963)

8. “What I did tonight was for King and country!” – Thunderball (1965)

9. “This is the price of failure.” – You Only Live Twice (1967)

10. “Will you marry me?” – On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)


Amy Nguyen is a 24 year writer in Calgary, Canada who currently works in the film industry, primarily in exhibition, and runs a blog on tumblr called “Wicked Pop Culture.”


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