Top 10 ‘Game of Thrones’ Quotes to Use While Having Sex

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Relax, Jon Snow…

In honor of the sixth season premiere of Game of Thrones, CLASH writer Amy Ngyuen has provided her Top 10 Game of Thrones Quotes to Use While Having Sex.

1. “Winter is coming!” – “Winter is Coming” (Season 1, Ep 1)

2. “All the best swords have names.” – “The Kingsroad” (Season 1, Ep 2)

3. “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” – “The Old Gods and the New” (Season 2, Ep 6)

4. “Tell me, which do you favor, your fingers or your tongue?” – “Fire and Blood” (Season 1, Ep 10)

5. “I will be your champion.” – “Mockingbird”, (Season 4, Ep 7)

6. “If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.” – “The Climb” (Season 3, Ep 6)

7. “If I get through this without scratching from one end through the other, it will be a miracle.” – “Winter is Coming” (Season 1, Ep 1)

8. “I shall show you no mercy.” – “Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things” (Season 1, Ep 4)

9. “Go drink until it feels like you did the right thing.” – “The Lion and the Rose” (Season 4, Ep 2)

10. “I am the God of tits and wine.” – “Second Sons” (Season 3, Ep 8)

 

Amy Nguyen is a 24 year writer in Calgary, Canada who currently works in the film industry, primarily in exhibition, and runs a blog on tumblr called “Wicked Pop Culture.”