Antonin Scalia’s Blood Will Now Be Used For Barilla Pasta Sauce

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Homophobic pasta giant Barilla, will now being using Scalia’s blood for their brand new sauce: Antonin & Eve.

It is a special pasta sauce to celebrate the Supreme Court Justice’s life spent representing Traditional Values. The CEO, Guido Barilla was quoted, “Today, a so very sad day, to lose such a great man, but his legacy and strength of character will soon be in our pasta sauce. You and your non-fanook family can dine on his blood of purity with some a spicy meatballs.”

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