New Jersey JuggalosB4Hoes Chat Room Transcript

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Below is a leaked transcript from the New Jersey 3rd Circuit Court. It is a conversation of a 3 man chat room group: New Jersey JuggalosB4Hoes. This conversation contains very offensive material and Clash Media does not support these sentiments or the Juggalos.

ThatClownMakeUpOnYourFaceIsMyCum:
Hey fags!!! Stop sucking each other’s dicks and listen the fuck up! The greatest musical act in the galaxy is coming to Jersey. That is right cockwads! The Insane fucking Clown Posse! Ever since I saw it posted on their MySpace Page I have been waking up with a raging boner.

SlimShadySucksDicksJuggalo4ForLife:
Fuck yeah! New Jersey JuggalosB4Hoes for life! Fuck mother fucking yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw that shit too: I was so stoked I spent the whole day throwing bottles at school busses. I had to huff paint thinner just to calm the fuck down.

Todd:
Hey guys I’m excited too; my dad is even going to come. We bought clown paint together at Target. It’s gonna be super sweet.

ThatClownMakeUpOnYourFaceIsMyCum:
You are such a fag Todd.

SlimShadySucksDicksJuggalo4Life:
Yeah Todd, I bet your dad is gonna have sex with you, cause he is a fag too. You both have fag genes.

Todd:
Guys. I said to stop saying my dad molests me. He is a dentist and likes baseball.

ThatClownMakeUpOnYourFaceIsMyCum:
Yeah, he bases your balls in his mouth.

SlimShadySucksDicksJuggalo4Life:
Yeah and pubes too haha!!!!!!

ThatClownMakeUpOnYourFaceIsMyCum:
LOL! Yeah, he makes his own floss out of your pubes.

SlimShadySucksDicksJuggalo4Life:
Yeah Todd, you are a dick floss.

Todd:
Hey, stop guys. I am a loyal Juggalo and secretary of The New Jersey JuggalosB4Hoes. We are Juggalo brothers we got to have each other’s back. I am still getting beat up at school by JuggaloHataz.

ThatClownMakeUpOnYourFaceIsMyCum:
Chill out Todd and plug up your bleeding vagina.

SlimShadySucksDicksJuggalo4Life:
Yeah Todd, go to the dentist and have your dad give you an anal filling and stop being such a fag. Juggalos got to be willing to get beat up by the Hataz.

Todd:
I got stuffed in a locker and they keep calling me clown cum stain.

ThatClownMakeUpOnYourFaceIsMyCum:
Todd, you should get strapped and shoot them in the head.

SlimShadySucksDicksJuggalo4Life:
Yeah, do a Columbine Todd. Sacrifice your self. If u did you would be known as Juggalo Jesus.

Todd:
Sometimes I do think about doing it. I have never told anyone…It is just getting harder, Guys. I can’t keep facing it every day.

ThatClownMakeUpOnYourFaceIsMyCum:
You can’t keep your dad’s dick in your ass anymore.

SlimShadySucksDicksJuggalo4Life:
Haha! Yeah, you are worthless Todd. You should just off yourself and kill them

Todd:
I think about taking my dad’s shotgun for deer hunting and just ending it all..

SlimShadySucksDicksJuggalo4Life:
Yeah, Todd, you should. Go kill yourself and somebody.

Todd:
…All I have is the Juggalos—I’ve always liked clowns…but the Juggalos…none of you guys like me, no one thinks I’m cool. Even my Juggalo brothers think I am lame and my dad…he looks at me like a disappointment…you guys are right, I really should just fucking end it. It will always be this way.

SlimShadySucksDicksJuggalo4Life:
Wait…what the fuck….Stop this fag talk Todd! This pussy stuff is fucking weird man. It’s not cool bro.

ThatIsNotClownMakeUpOnYourFaceItsMyCum:
Yeah Todd, stop being a fag we are just fucking around. You don’t want to miss the concert. Come on bro.

Todd:
It won’t be fun; I’ll be picked on there just like everywhere else…If there is a Heaven I bet it really is like Juggalo Island. I bet it is better than here. I want, to be on that Island, but it doesn’t exist. Maybe only in Heaven is where the Juggalos are even nice to each other…My dad has these pills…if you take too many…you don’t wake up.

ThatClownMakeUpOnYourFaceIsMyCum:
Dude, stop talking this gay shit and hook us up, bring them to the concert. We can all get fucked up at the show. They sound like awesome downers.

Todd:
… : (

Todd:
I’m sorry guys….I can’t bring them cause I just took them all. I am not going to the show. Do you think they let you wear clown make up in Heaven guys? Of course they do. Heaven is a happy Juggalo Island. It has to be.

SlimShadySucksDicksJuggalo4Life:
Stop fucking with us Todd! This is not funny!

Todd:
It feels good. I drank them all with orange soda. I can already feel myself getting sleepy. It can be like the Juggalo dream, but real. If not, then at least I will not wake up and face it.

ThatClownMakeUpOnYourFaceIsMyCum:
This really is not funny Todd!! You are being a total fag. We were kidding. Stop this! Stop fucking around!

Todd:
You know, you were my only real friends, but you guys aren’t even nice to me. Even my own Juggalos act like jerks. I have no one. I like the idea of never waking up.

ThatClownMakeUpOnYourFaceIsMyCum:
Dude, stop it, this is really fucked up, we are sorry Todd come on man. The show! The Show!

SlimShadySucksDicksJuggalo4Life:
Make yourself puke. Stop it Todd. Call the fucking police, and get your stomach pumped!

Todd:
No. I puke everyday on my way to school. I am sick of puking. I want to feel good and not want to puke. I am ready to go the Juggalo Island in the Sky. Good Bye guys…

SlimShadySucksDicksJuggalo4Life:
Todd no! Stop!!!!

ThatClownMakeUpOnYourFaceIsMyCum:
Todd, I’m….

Todd: (Has signed off.)

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