A SHADOW MAP: AN ANTHOLOGY BY SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL ASSAULT

by

“What does it mean to survive?”

Embry: Hard-Boiled—A Weird Little Egg Cooked Just Right

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“Imagine if Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett wrote about talking chickens and anthropomorphic eggs in muumuus.”

MY BLOOD IS BASICALLY MOLDY COFFEE AND DOG PISS: An Interview with Artist/Writer Michael Seymour Blake

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“I can already see the glazed over eyes of anyone who dares read this shit.”

CLASH Gets Spooky With Gina Ranalli

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“Titles such as Wall of Kiss, Mother Puncher, and Suicide Girls in the Afterlife grab your attention and make you wonder what kind of madness unfolds within those pages.”

ANGEL MEAT BY LAURA LEE BAHR IS LIKE A PSYCHEDELIC PRAYER

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“If you enjoy surrealistic Bizarro fiction with a heart too big to contain within its pages, then this is the collection for you.”

Beyond the Great, Bloody, Bruised, and Silent Veil of This World

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“Old gods lurk behind the stars, old loves linger on from Earth, and Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.”

CLASH Podcast Does AWP With Justin Grimbol

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“Imagine watching your ten-year old drawing chainsaw dicks.”

A Horror Fan’s Guide to Love and Sex by Brendan Vidito

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“We live in a time that fetishizes 80s popular culture, so wouldn’t it be rad if you developed a vaginal opening on your stomach that supports Betamax tapes?”

Have A Seat Over There… CHRIS HANSEN Talks to JOHN PODESTA’S PIZZA PARTY

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“The latest episode of the CLASH Media original podcast…”

The 100 Funniest Tweeters You Need To Follow

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“2016 was an ugly year. Here to save the day are the brave men and women of Twitter who were a ray of sunshine during that dark period in human history because 2017 isn’t looking much brighter.”

Will THE ROCK Run For Office? | Jeff Burk on JOHN PODESTA’S PIZZA PARTY

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“Here we go, another round of the Pizza Party…”

Godzilla, Golden Showers, Voodoo and Writing Rituals, and Why Portland, Oregon is Doggie Heaven: CLASH Catches Up With Bizarro Author Garrett Cook

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“Godzilla helped give me my moral compass.”

I HAVE AN ANXIETY DISORDER: HERE IS WHAT MY WOMEN’S MARCH EXPERIENCE WAS LIKE

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“Somewhere in between Donald Trump’s attacks on immigrants and his comments about pussy-grabbing, it became clear that public demonstrations and marches were going to become a regular part of my life.”

THE TRANSGRESSIVE ANTI-TRUMP BIZARRO ART OF JIM AGPALZA

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“I just chose the gutter to dwell in, and with what the world seems to be moving into, I think it’s a perfect place to assess and judge it.”

DEMOCRATS HANDED TRUMP THE PRESIDENCY

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“In a country that is virtually bipartisan, you can not fight an extreme with anything other than another extreme.”

Jeff Burk Discusses #PizzaGate, Protests, & More on Two Part JOHN PODESTA’S PIZZA PARTY

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“A brand new episode of the CLASH exclusive podcast this week features a notable bizarro author…”

America’s Decay is On Your Hands

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“CNN and Fox News are the same. Breitbart and Mic are the same.”

Meryl Streep, #PissGate, & Bryan Singer’s Pedophilic Sex Parties | JOHN PODESTA’S PIZZA PARTY

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“This week the boys are talking to filmmaker Jacob A. Miller about Hollywood liberalism, Meryl Streep’s Golden Globe speech, Donald Trump’s potential pee fetish, Bryan Singer’s alleged pedophilic sex parties, and then they debate the best performances of actors playing mentally challenged characters.”

Fungasm Author Danger Slater Interview

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Danger Slater is a Bizarro writer who uses surrealism, dark humor, and a healthy dose of existential angst to create his stories.

‘Avengers’ Director Joss Whedon Calls for Paul Ryan’s Death

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“No, this one isn’t satire…”

Skin Stories: D. Foy

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“All of my tattoos are reflections, more or less, of visions.”

Inside a God of Haunted Walls: An Unconventional Interview with Garrett Cook

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“I do not control people’s boner.”

John Podesta’s Pizza Party – Episode 3: “The Franklin Cover-Up”

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“Social justice, alt-right, and conspiracy theories… what more could you ask for out of a political podcast?”

CLASH Podcast Interview With Constance Ann Fitzgerald

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CLASH Media catches up with Constance Ann Fitzgerald and talks about her new book, Glue.

Watch the New Trailer for the Vaporwave Horror Series ROTTEN

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“Violence, vendettas, and vaporware. These are the hallmarks of the revenge thriller known as ROTTEN.”

Leza Cantoral Interviewed by Christoph Paul on Clash Media Podcast

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“I kinda wanna feel like I am being possessed by the ghost of Jackie O. I wanna feel like she’s talking to me and I wanna get kinda creeped out and tripped out about that.”

SEASONS BEATINGS: A BIZARRO HOLIDAY COMIC

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““Platform Edge” is an urban-surreal nightmare comedy centering around
the deranged, demented and disastrous lives of two wayward housemates.”

MY MOTHER’S CIRCUS/HAND-SEWN CARNIVAL

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“My grandmother made Christmas ornaments from dried apricots and sugar cookies that she baked with her own hands, a creation upon a creation. They were all tiny women, and she gave them dark hair like us, which felt like a gift to me.”

Blood Sausage, Cold Beer, and Reindeer: a Christmas Tale of Colonialism and Acceptance

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“Our abuelitas went to special masses and some of the nativity sets under our trees featured a baby Jesus that had slightly darker skin than the Jesus the gringos put under their tree.”

TOP FIVE WEIRD XMAS MOVIES

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“Here are five cult Christmas films sure to bring something akin to holiday cheer to the perverts and creeps among us.”

The Christmas Poop of Catalan

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“Whether you think Christmas is shit or Christmas is the shit, when you are Catalan, your Christmas is going to be full of shit. And I mean literally. And no, it doesn’t get that dirty (usually).”

Skin Stories: Bracken MacLeod

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“Welcome to Skin Stories, where I ask some of the most exciting voices in fiction to tell us the stories behind their tattoos.”

WHY I STILL ENJOY XMAS EVEN THOUGH I AM A JADED MOFO

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“I can’t stand most holidays. The idea of having to sit around with folks I spend most of the year trying to avoid out of social obligation always sets me on edge.”

Wu-Tang Tribute Anthology Table of Contents and Release Date

by

“Here are the writers that brought the mother fucking ruckus…”

Comedy/Politics Show Premieres – JOHN PODESTA’S PIZZA PARTY

by

“John Podesta’s Pizza Party is a comedic culture and politics podcast covering current events in life, the media, and government.”

The Last Time I Saw My Sister’s Children: A Tragic Christmas Tale

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“Myself and my two older sisters were never exactly Little Women but we did our best not to hate each other.”

#the Tao of Murray

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“Amongst his many deific duties, Murray plays poet and maharishi to the various extraterrestrial corporate entities that run our universe. He keeps them merciful.”

CLASH XMAS SUBMISSIONS CALL

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“Entertain us with your Christmas traditions and recollections.”

Growing up Mexicana without God: Remembering A Secular Christmas Tradition

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“When I saw the mall Santas I always knew it was a man in a suit.”

Christmas at the Porn Store

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“Around Christmas time I would have to set up The Singing Santa next to the lube.”

Bizarro Monday

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Over 200 Bizarro Fiction ebooks for 99 cents.

Review of Shit Luck

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And then she dies.
End of story.
Well, not really.

CLASH Now Has A Podcast

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For the first CLASH Media Podcast, author/editor Christoph Paul talks politics and Social Media with CLASH Media Founder Jayme Karales. They voted for different candidates…

Breaking News: Jared Leto OUT, The Joker To Be Recast in DCEU

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“Suicide Squad: Extended Cut just hit Amazon and iTunes yesterday and fans are already rejoicing over the extra minute and a half of footage featuring Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) and The Joker (Jared Leto). But don’t get too excited.”

Trump Demands Harassment of Minorities Come to an End, “STOP IT.”

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“I am so saddened to hear that. And I say, ‘Stop it.’ If it– if it helps. I will say this, and I will say right to the cameras: ‘Stop it.’”

Trump Backpedals on Deportation, “We’re Going to Deport Those With Criminal Records”

by

“Along with nixing his plan to repeal Obamacare, it seems that President-elect Trump has revised his strategy for deportation.”

Stay Angry

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“The bad thing is here and action will be required, so learn to focus your anger and use it for good.”

AN AMERICAN SOAP OPERA IN FOUR PARTS, AS SEEN FROM “THE PORTLAND BUBBLE”

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“Our nation is a cracked mirror. You stare into the glass, hoping to find solace, but you are delivered more cracks.”

Election Reflection

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Author Christoph Paul gives his thoughts on the election.

A Transgender Woman’s Letter For The American Public

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“What a surreal time to be alive in all the history of the world and be who I am.”

HOLLYWOOD FEMINISM: A HILLARY CLINTON STORY

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“On November, 11th 2016, the United States will hold its first presidential inauguration for a reality TV star.”

THE BONE YARD- CASE #1

by

“I still have the yellowed newspaper clipping, the piece of evidence, and the skull wrapped up in an old box in the back of my personal files.”

BIZARRO COMICS: THAT’S A-VORE

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“Platform Edge” is an urban-surreal nightmare comedy centering around the deranged, demented and disastrous lives of two wayward housemates.”

WHY I LOVE PRESIDENT TRUMP (A Former Bernie Supporter)

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“As someone who really believed in Bernie Sanders, went to his rallies, and felt his populist message in my heart, I saw the conspiracy against FEEL THE BERN by the Clinton Campaign and the media at large.”

I Was on Jeff Burk’s Podcast for An Epic Political Conversation

by

“We geeked out about politics for 4 hours.”

WATCH ME TWEET ABOUT BEING HUMAN GARBAGE AND CHILL?

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“How can Facebook expect me to share my Facebook memories when I can’t even handle my Facebook realities?”

‘ROTTEN: Chapter One’ Now Online

by

“The first entry in the throwback mystery saga, starring Thomas Speed, Ivana Bellorado, and Mike Mike, written by Joel Amat Güell and Jayme Karales, and directed by Jayme Karales, is now online.”

HORROR ANTHOLOGY MUST HAVE: ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN

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“The beauty of this anthology is how varied the voices are.”

I WAS STONED AT MY FIRST SEANCE

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“I felt like I was outside myself as well as inside.”

EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN

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“I grew up with a grandma who kept a bathroom full of candles for the dead.”

First Chapter in Vintage Horror-Mystery Series ‘ROTTEN’ Now Online

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“The first entry in the crime trinity, starring Thomas Speed, Ivana Bellorado, and Mike Mike, written by Joel Amat Güell and Jayme Karales, and directed by Jayme Karales, is now online. “

The Art of Perfecting the Rap Squat

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“You’ve seen the squat. The prayer hands. The effortless glow. This is the rap squat whispered about in ancient hip-hop lore. Many try, but few can pull it off.”

TOP 5 Takashi Miike Movies

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“I just hope you like the color red.”

The Implosion of Trump and the Cannibalization of Pence

by

“To support his claims to well endowed-ness, Donald J Trump attempted to have a bigger dick, tattooed on his dick.”

HORROR FILM POEMS OUT NOW FROM CLASH BOOKS

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“HORROR FILM POEMS is a love letter to horror films where poems are the paragraphs.”

TOP TEN SCI-FI HORROR MOVIES

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“Not recommended for: novice trippers, Reagan Republicrats, copywriters with ideals intact (both of you), nor especially RayBan-wearing dictators.”

URBAN LEGENDS: THE RAG MAN

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“I saw two men with carts, with horses attached, who looked like they were dressed as service workers from the early 20th century.”

Jay Ajayi Gives The Miami Dolphins A Winning Identity

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“I am a huge Miami Dolphin fan and for the first time and what feels like forever, I enjoyed watching them play football.”

TOP TEN BODY HORROR MOVIES

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“There was no way I could do a body horror list and not include Brian Yuzna’s Society.”

THE SPOOKY WORLD OF ANDREW GOLDFARB

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“I try to meditate on talking bats and planets made of chocolate as much as possible, so that my ratio of bizarre to boring will tip further into the strange.”

TOP TEN TWISTED FAIRY TALE MOVIES

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“Eat the apple. Drink the drink. Eat the pot brownies from the wicked witch.”

TOP TEN HORROR MOVIES GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU A WEIRD BONER

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“Guaranteed to give you and your potential lay the weirdest boners imaginable, lady or otherwise.”

October? More like Readtober, amiright?

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“Here’s what needs to be on your radar.”

I RAN FOR ONE MILE AND DIDN’T DIE

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“I didn’t realize how out of shape I was until I tried running a mile.”

Review of The Greasy Strangler

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“This movie is like CALVAIRE, but funnier. It’s completely absurd and surreal.”

CHILDREN IN A DEAD MUSEUM

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“I remember being so happy then—a creature that stayed out too late one Halloween night and got lost in the morning light.”

TOP TEN UNDERRATED SLASHER FILMS

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“Escaped psychopaths? Check. Teenaged babysitters? Check. Buckets of blood? Check. Yet some of the films on the following list also offer plots that at least try to bring something different to the table.”

LONELINESS, SORROW, AND SPIRITS IN NEW ORLEANS

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“Maybe New Orleans is like a drug, an opium-induced dreamspace.”

FILM REVIEW OF DEAD VISIONS

by

“Never in all my years of watching cinema have I been so simultaneously perplexed and unnerved by a film.”

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT DYLAN

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“The Swedish Academy is full of elderly individuals who are apparently too tired to read thick novels.”

Korn’s Jonathan Davis is a Front Runner for 2017 Nobel Literature Prize

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“you not rrrh rot
dot n dot n dot per rot
dot n not n dot per
n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah
dot dot ki o ma gri a dot
dot ers a pa ta ko”

TOP TEN BIZARRO HORROR MOVIES

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“Sometimes the strange, the ugly, the grotesque and the frightful come together and form something truly amazing.”

ANTIBIRTH IS MY NEW DATE MOVIE

by

“Sometimes I use movies as a gauge whether or not it’s going to work out between me and a romantic partner.”

Search Engine Optimization Poem

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This poem should at least get some Google hits.

LillyBridge by Sean M. Thompson

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“Oblivion is only a lap dance away, and even when you leave, you’re never really gone. We take a piece of you, as payment, an offering to our humble little establishment.”

TOP TEN SATANIC HORROR MOVIES

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“There is only one way to get rid of temptation and that is to yield to it. Resist it, the soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.”

THE ANGEL OF 42nd STREET

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“I’ll never forget our one and only encounter with the real life Dolemite.”

PLEASE FILE UNDER ADULT CONTEMPORARY

by

“In the mid 1970s, record stores and radio stations around the country started receiving copies of a 12-inch single.”

TOP TEN OCCULT HORROR FILMS FROM THE 70’s

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“Occult horror blends with giallo-type murders into an unforgettable artistic nightmare.”

ARE YOU DRINKING DEATH SODA?

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“The first reported incident of death caused by the soda was in January of 2011.”

The Smilers: A Horror Story About Happy People By Drew Chial

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“That’s not your face.”

Am I Lame As Fuck for Liking Hillary Now?

by

“I know so many people who hate Clinton as much as I hated my old government job.”

I’ve Become Radicalized

by

“America, and by that I mean the United States because America is much bigger and full of non-US residents, was never great, but these kids deserve to grow up in a place that’s less divisive, less stupid, less racist and sexist and homophobic. “

No, You’re Not Crazy For Considering Voting For Trump

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“Cue the left-leaning bloggers with their tired cries of, ‘No, but it does make you sexist and racist!!’ or ‘Yeah but makes you an idiot.’ It’s a hackneyed argument, folks…”

Christian Slater and James Franco Play Gay Porn Moguls in King Cobra

by

“NO LITTLE BITCHES!”

A COLLAPSE OF HORSES BY BRIAN EVENSON GIVES STEPHEN KING A RUN FOR HIS MONEY

by

“What’s remarkable about these stories is Evenson’s ability to turn familiar, mundane things into objects of terror.”

The Final Flight of Cher by Mame Bougouma Diene

by

“Cher glides with the grace of an ovulating swan and the purity of the Virgin Mary!”

Selling Books at Brooklyn Book Fest

by

“I’ve experienced a lot of diverse literary events but Brooklyn Book Festival has always been one of my favorites.”

Love Your Ugly Literary Exes

by

“Here’s the thing about reading: some motherfuckers bring in “coolness” into the equation and ruin it for the rest of us.”

HALLOWEEN SUBMISSIONS CALL

by

“CLASH wants your creepy stories!”

Huldufólk: Hunting for the Fey in Iceland by J.C. Drake

by

“So. I’ll just say it. Elves. Is it true that you all really believe in them?”

SOMEONE ELSE’S BIG BREAK: AN ESSAY BY DANGER SLATER

by

“Hey, so I was wonderin’, do you think I can maybe get backstage?”

The French Girl Who Loved Birds

by

“Look, I’ve read a great French author named Marquis de Sade. 120 Days of Sodom. So I know what’s up.”

NICK CAVE: ONE MORE TIME WITH FEELING

by

“Devastating, surreal, stylistic, and beautiful, One More Time with Feeling is the story of a man bleeding out, who takes the time to scrawl out a final goodbye.”

BEAST

by

“Every night he asks me the same question. “Will you sleep with me?”

SHORT STORY SATURDAY: WAX-MAN

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“Screams filled the kitchen of the frat house.”

KING RIPPLE: INDIE HORROR PACKS A BIG PUNCH

by

“What starts as a dare among friends, becomes an encounter with the otherworldly, the horrific.”

The Top Five Books That Are Better Than Anything You Could Ever Write, You Piece of Shit Wannabe Writer

by

“There will always be people better than you. Some of them will always be better than you. Some are so far ahead that you can’t possibly hold a candle to them.”

To be Young, Gifted, Black, and Broke in ‘Atlanta’

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Atlanta is for us.

It shows what it is to be young, gifted, broke, and most importantly, Black.

I SAW ROB ZOMBIE’S 31 AND NOW MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE REGRET

by

“There’s a midget clown covered in swastikas that speaks Spanish, because why not?”

I Am Jack’s Unsung Heroine

by

“Fight Club is a story of a man’s journey to finally being able to commit to a woman”

BONED IS THE STRANGEST SWEET MOVIE YOU WILL SEE ALL YEAR

by

“BONED is a sexy, strange, and heartfelt story about fighting for what you love, no matter how insane the obstacles and how bizarre the stakes.”

WHY I DECIDED TO QUIT WRITING AND BECOME A KID ROCK FAN INSTEAD

by

“I know what you’re thinking: why Kid Rock? Why not Limp Bizkit or Uncle Kracker or some other horrible nü-metal band scraped out of the armpit of the late 90s?”

DC Mandingo Pizza Party

by

“Me and The DC Mandingos we got a gangbang going on tonight; it is with some old white woman in Bethesda. We’re gonna film it. You should come, man; there’s going to be pizza.”

Brian’s Girl

by

“I didn’t know who the hell this Brian guy was, but I did want to fuck her.”

Sam Bradford is Excited to Help The Vikings Go 8-8

by

“You ever watch them teen movies where the girl with glasses that acts like nerd becomes hot. I’m like the nerd girl of quarterbacks, but I ain’t ever going to get hot.”

Letter to Stephen King from The American Adverb Association

by

Let’s just say right off the bat that we are deeply disappointed! Yes, us! And yes, “deeply” is the right word—it works to show exactly how disappointed we are.

TRAGEDY QUEENS: STORIES INSPIRED BY LANA DEL REY AND SYLVIA PLATH

by

“TRAGEDY QUEENS is an anthology that brings together two powerful muses.”

Masturbation is Punishable by Toaster

by

“Single people are annoying and people in relationships are annoying.”

Don’t Breathe is the Best Film of the Summer

by

“So the best movie of the summer and maybe the best horror film of the year is about white kids in Detroit robbing a blind guy.”

If You Go Chasing Rabbits

by

“She rides that mushroom pole and flips upside down, with her legs spread high above her head. Her big blue eyes and red lips are innocence and corruption made flesh.”

Video Inferno

by

“The cameraman wore a black suit with white gloves and a shiny red shirt. A large, handheld video camera obscured his face. The lens pointed right at me.”

Enough of Food Trends: Let Pizza Die

by

“Food trends occur every couple of years and frankly, they’re pretty damn obnoxious. Why? Because you have thousands of people acting like they adore food products slightly more than they actually do and I just can’t take it!”

Top 10 Professional Athletes in Fraternity With Ryan Lochte

by

“I have two weapons; my arms, my legs, and my brain.”

Rex Ryan’s Foot Fetish Poem

by

“They’re fucking beautiful.
Size Five just like I like.
Better feet than Vinateri
has in the fourth quarter.”

An Absolutely True Ghost Story

by

“What I’m about to tell you is the most boring ghost story ever told. It’s boring because it’s true. Every word of it.”

SJW Poet’s New Chapbook is Written in Jay Sizemore’s Ashes

by

“Jay Sizemore writes such vile poems of trashbag hate…”

The Con Season: A Novel of Survival Horror

by

“The Con Season is a very fun and fucked up book that horror fans will love.”

The Shit the Bed Blues

by

“She looked at me and said, “You guys actually don’t suck. And you remind me of Billy Corgan, but with hair. Do you have any pot?”

Pounded in the Butt by Social Justice Warriors by Dingleberry Peckerwood

by

“Let me tell you why you hate SJWs so much: you hate them because you’re perfectly comfortable with things the way they are. “

Top 10 Quotes About Your Ex By Netflix Original Series

by

“This is a going-away party. So, please: Go away.”

Shoot Your Shot (Writers Edition)

by

“It’s time we get up and shoot for something larger than ourselves.”

Top 10 Daily How-To’s By… The Suicide Squad

by

“The Joker would probably just say, ‘Fuck you,’ and hang up.”

‘Superman: Man of Tomorrow’ Pushed to Warner Bros. Forefront

by

“Warner Bros. has decided to move forward with the official sequel to Man of Steel, which a trusted CLASH insider is saying has been tentatively titled Superman: Man of Tomorrow.”

The Mutual Benefits of Collaboration

by

“It’s a relief to find someone you enjoy working with. Unfortunately sometimes the only way to know if you like working with someone is when you actually do it.”

The Joker is a Cuckold… What the Fuck?

by

“While the film was generally entertaining, it really offered some genuinely head scratching moments…”

REVIEW – THE CINEMATOLOGIST: ‘Suicide Squad’

by

“What did The Cinematologist think of David Ayer’s latest film and the newest entry into the DC Extended Universe?”

‘Suicide Squad’ – “The Helicopters Were Cool”

by

“When Suicide Squad was announced there was a lot of fanfare and excitement surrounding the project.”

The New Drew Magary Novel is Out

by

“The Hike is now out from Viking Press.”

Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s Rejected Self-Help Book Proposal

by

“DIRTY’S GUIDE TO CLEAN LIVING AND BROOKLYN ZOOING…”

The Problem With Police Brutality and Injustice

by

“Some people are making the whole police brutality crisis in the US look like it’s only a race problem, and I’m sorry but it’s not just a race problem. Racism is just a small part of the problem.”

Harley Quinn is Being Stripped of Her Agency – By Feminists

by

“There is an insisting that she be viewed as a happy-go-lucky victim who has endured a trauma and is trying to move on. But Harley Quinn isn’t a scrappy, underdog feminist hero – she’s Myra Hindley.”

A Twitter Guide for Authors

by

“Be human. People hate bots.”

‘I’m Dreaming of a White Doomsday’ Trailer Lands Online

by

“This film looks dark and damn good.”

REVIEW: ‘The Killing Joke’ Misses the Mark

by

“Batman: The Killing Joke (directed by Sam Liu) is a film that, on paper, should have been dazzling and yet has found itself with a lack of support among fans and general audiences alike.”

DC PORN STORE BOOK CLUB: Anna Karenina

by

“Perv #2: So, who is this Anna Karenina bitch? Does she like the D?”

Top 10 Sophisticated, Smart & Strong Former First Ladies

by

“This week was inspired by Melania Trump’s (or should I say Michelle Obama’s) speech at the RNC. I wanted to remind readers of some of the more inspirational first ladies the United States has had.”

KarmaSutraSensei’s Dating Ad

by

“You must be amazing because karma has blessed you with finding me.”

REVIEW – THE CINEMATOLOGIST: ‘Lights Out’

by

“This week The Cinematologist takes a look at the viral video turned feature film Lights Out.”

First 7 Minutes of ‘Wizard’ Released Online

by

“The first 7 minutes of the upcoming UnHollywood Films/CLASH Media Production WIZARD (2017, directed by Jayme Karales) has been released online through the UnHollywood Films Vimeo channel.”